Health: Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came...

By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By No good deed... - 29/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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IvyOswin 17

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:29

Remind her that paying for a little more water is better than paying hospital bills for head trauma.

eunami 15

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:28

Damn op, that's a slippery situation!

Comments

feven 32

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:31

This is honestly my worst fear. Knocking out in the shower and being found naked by my entire family

lordtimbit 13

Sunday 15 March 2015 20:00

I was lucky, I woke up before anyone came home.

feven 32

Sunday 15 March 2015 21:21

Phew that's a relief!

Razabin 15

Monday 16 March 2015 10:17

I'll rather be in a house full of family and get knocked out.. They'll help. You can die in an empty house.. Besides.. I'm sure they've seen you naked anyways.

ronzi 15

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:31

Sounds like my mother ?

usaidwhat82 21

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:31

Yes, because wasting water is clearly more important than your safety. Glad you're okay, OP.

demonicninja 15

Sunday 15 March 2015 20:23

Why is this disliked? Are you not allowed to be glad op is ok?

RAH94 17

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:36

Your safety is more important than water...

chillandfun 12

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:39

As long as it wasn't warm water...

lordtimbit 13

Sunday 15 March 2015 20:24

Wasn't warm when I came too haha.

brendejafulable 41

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:41

Bills don't pay themselves.

lazrguideddonut 3

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:40

unless you have auto-pay

aubamas 20

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:42

save water then the offspring...not legitimate order

tbro47 23

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:48

Tell her better knocked out than knocked up?

abNormal62 23

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:52

Well, you were her first concern but when she arrived in the room , she noticed you were and her second priority was then the amount of water that was flushed away during your spontaneous shower nap