Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
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Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Chwis88 0
don't worry about it my roommates make fun of me all the time cause i was dating a girl who was 17 and i was 19, just cause i was in university and she was in high school. it didn't matter to me though because i really liked her, plus in canada the age of consent is 14
wildboyzrule 7
What did #4 say???
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Chwis88 0
don't worry about it my roommates make fun of me all the time cause i was dating a girl who was 17 and i was 19, just cause i was in university and she was in high school. it didn't matter to me though because i really liked her, plus in canada the age of consent is 14
idoc300 11
I live in canada and the age consent is not 14
herofaircloth 18
It was until fairly recently, 14. Now it is 16, which is still legal.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Even when this FML and comment were published (2009), the age of consent wasn't 14 in Canada anymore. It was switched to 16 in the beginning of 2008.
lmfp 0
who is this "everyone," and how is it that they know how old she really is and you dont? do they know her IRL? why cant you actually meet her? if you do, make sure its somewhere public.
gordogirls 4
Great Advice, I second this whole statement :)
ETFQT8U 0
#1- favorite comment :)
Dimaranien 1
o my, either way this is bad. 16? great.
Chivalrylives 0
You should heed their words... After all, pedophilia = bad. You can never be too careful with people online, girls and guys lie about everything. Really.
jsmith1199 4
#1.. so true #4.. in PA, if she's under 18, it's not statutory rape if she's at least 16 and he's not more than 4 years older than her now you know. And knowing is half the battle!
MukyDaCookie 0
#1 Will you marry me? I don't have a ring
gkunit20 0
I'm calling bs on this one.
LilMonster1826 0
Ditto
Victoria2103 0
#1, that's truly beautiful. I love it. OP- Try chatting via webcams. See for yourself. You'll probably be able to tell the difference between 11 and 16. I met my boyfriend online. People all said he was some 42 year old fat Belgian pedophile. But he's totally not (met in person a few times now :P). Be legal.
Littlebrraatt 14
Thats what people said about my ex gf. I proved them wrong when I met her and took pics together.
24788 6
#1 is right. That's how it works out most of the time.