Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
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Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Chwis88 0
don't worry about it my roommates make fun of me all the time cause i was dating a girl who was 17 and i was 19, just cause i was in university and she was in high school. it didn't matter to me though because i really liked her, plus in canada the age of consent is 14
wildboyzrule 7
What did #4 say???
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Comments (101)
crossoverz7 0
#20 do u see wat dis is about?!? Were online u know
LGincident 0
@ #10: nice one
dan81892 2
#1 lol
davek 36
Or trolls from 4chan.
somethingawesome 9
Have you considered the fact that maybe you are a pedophile?
Theoriginalloser 0
He's in England, where 16 is the age of consent.
ambamay22 0
even if it is a pedophile type of thing to do there are no worries.. i fell in love with a guy on the internet that's 26 and i'm 17.. could be looked at as completely ridiculous but i love him so nothing else matters..follow your heart..you can never go wrong
zero0920 0
#44, my girlfriend is 25 and I'm 17. It's really not all that weird. And to the people that say "zomg it's prolly an old fat guy!", grow up. The internet is changing. How do I know that each and every poster on here isn't a middle-aged man looking for little girls to comfort just to fulfill his sexual desires with your kind of logic? As for internet-dating, it can be fun yet irritating at the same time. Webcam and voice chat, texting, surprise pictures, all the proof you'd need to know that this person is real makes the relationship that much more worth it. My cousin and I hang out with my girlfriend daily and play internet games. We make it our way of "closing the distance".
CherryNinja2 0
how old are you? for all you know she could be a pedophile
_THE_MASTER_ 0
um...YDI for 'falling in love with a girl on the internet.' jesus christ...I've said it on here before, and I'll say it again to you. online dating is for 14 year olds and 46 year old balding men with creepy combovers, thick eyeglasses, and beer guts who are looking for 14 year olds. and, of course, for you, OP, no one cares. not even a little. I'm serious. well...maybe the 11 or 16 year old you're going to e-plow...thats about it.
frozenpandaman 0
that's fine. :B