Work: Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because...

By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:43

I guess someone wanted to get in your pants ;)

Rei_Ayanami 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:40

May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.

Rei_Ayanami 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:40

May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.

cj89898 24

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 18:01

The pants or the person who stole them >:)

Rei_Ayanami 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 23:06

Why not both? :)

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:43

I guess someone wanted to get in your pants ;)

junjunbun 28

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:44

Hm, I wonder how this could've happened, but if it happens again don't be a pantsy and go in the nude, like a real man.

GhostFox 33

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:52

Someone wither really misinterpreted the phrase "getting into someone's pants," was incredibly desperate, or has an unusual fetish.

GhostFox 33

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:54

What the hell is with my phone's autocorrect? I meant 'either,' though I don't think that would be the correct word either.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:57

The centipede bandit strikes again. Half man, half centipede, his only intention is to steal your pants and maybe one shirt.

zach205 24

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:28

That would work if pants only converded your legs, not also your waist. Save the joke for when someone steals a lot of shoes.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:36

Well, he could've cut and stitch them together to make one long continues pant.

saxaddict122 14

Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:14

Hey give 6 some credit, at least he didn't make another "get in your pants" joke.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:57

The centipede bandit strikes again. Half man, half centipede. His only intention is to steal your pants and maybe one shirt.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:22

Well this is odd. Sorry for the double post. I tried to edit my comment and it posted the corrected one, while still keeping the original :/

Sir_Cow 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:26

Was it that cat?

edris_305 21

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:32

Someone must be desperate to not do laundry for that week

Steffi 26

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:34

OP had their pants stolen, washing them has nothing to do with it.

edris_305 21

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:36

I meant the guy who stole all the pants must be desperate to not do laundry :3

Unenunciable 14

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Tuesday 22 March 2016 11:17

Do you own any skirts or dresses? Also, isn't there a campus police or SOMEONE you can contact about this theft? Maybe you could put up some flyers describing your pants' distinctive features, maybe someone will recognize the thief. You probably already have realized you should be locking your door, they could have potentially stolen something much more valuable.