Work: Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because...

By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

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By hell - 14/11/2015 21:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML

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By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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By fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By patate - 02/05/2017 20:00

Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML

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You deserved it 327

By Rimmy Jobs - 21/08/2012 16:39 - United States

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML

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You deserved it 2 200

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:43

I guess someone wanted to get in your pants ;)

Rei_Ayanami 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:40

May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.

Comments

Rei_Ayanami 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:40

May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.

cj89898 24

Tuesday 22 March 2016 18:01

The pants or the person who stole them >:)

Rei_Ayanami 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 23:06

Why not both? :)

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:43

I guess someone wanted to get in your pants ;)

junjunbun 28

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:44

Hm, I wonder how this could've happened, but if it happens again don't be a pantsy and go in the nude, like a real man.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:52

Someone wither really misinterpreted the phrase "getting into someone's pants," was incredibly desperate, or has an unusual fetish.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:54

What the hell is with my phone's autocorrect? I meant 'either,' though I don't think that would be the correct word either.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:57

The centipede bandit strikes again. Half man, half centipede, his only intention is to steal your pants and maybe one shirt.

zach205 24

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:28

That would work if pants only converded your legs, not also your waist. Save the joke for when someone steals a lot of shoes.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:36

Well, he could've cut and stitch them together to make one long continues pant.

saxaddict122 14

Tuesday 22 March 2016 12:14

Hey give 6 some credit, at least he didn't make another "get in your pants" joke.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:57

The centipede bandit strikes again. Half man, half centipede. His only intention is to steal your pants and maybe one shirt.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:22

Well this is odd. Sorry for the double post. I tried to edit my comment and it posted the corrected one, while still keeping the original :/

Sir_Cow 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:26

Was it that cat?

edris_305 21

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:32

Someone must be desperate to not do laundry for that week

Steffi 26

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:34

OP had their pants stolen, washing them has nothing to do with it.

edris_305 21

Tuesday 22 March 2016 10:36

I meant the guy who stole all the pants must be desperate to not do laundry :3

Unenunciable 14

Tuesday 22 March 2016 11:17

Do you own any skirts or dresses? Also, isn't there a campus police or SOMEONE you can contact about this theft? Maybe you could put up some flyers describing your pants' distinctive features, maybe someone will recognize the thief. You probably already have realized you should be locking your door, they could have potentially stolen something much more valuable.