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May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.
The pants or the person who stole them >:)
Hm, I wonder how this could've happened, but if it happens again don't be a pantsy and go in the nude, like a real man.
The centipede bandit strikes again. Half man, half centipede, his only intention is to steal your pants and maybe one shirt.
That would work if pants only converded your legs, not also your waist. Save the joke for when someone steals a lot of shoes.
Do you own any skirts or dresses? Also, isn't there a campus police or SOMEONE you can contact about this theft? Maybe you could put up some flyers describing your pants' distinctive features, maybe someone will recognize the thief. You probably already have realized you should be locking your door, they could have potentially stolen something much more valuable.
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I guess someone wanted to get in your pants ;)
May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.