May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.

The pants or the person who stole them >:)

Why not both? :)

I guess someone wanted to get in your pants ;)

Hm, I wonder how this could've happened, but if it happens again don't be a pantsy and go in the nude, like a real man.

Someone wither really misinterpreted the phrase "getting into someone's pants," was incredibly desperate, or has an unusual fetish.

What the hell is with my phone's autocorrect? I meant 'either,' though I don't think that would be the correct word either.

The centipede bandit strikes again. Half man, half centipede, his only intention is to steal your pants and maybe one shirt.

That would work if pants only converded your legs, not also your waist. Save the joke for when someone steals a lot of shoes.

Well, he could've cut and stitch them together to make one long continues pant.

Hey give 6 some credit, at least he didn't make another "get in your pants" joke.

The centipede bandit strikes again. Half man, half centipede. His only intention is to steal your pants and maybe one shirt.

Well this is odd. Sorry for the double post. I tried to edit my comment and it posted the corrected one, while still keeping the original :/

Was it that cat?

Someone must be desperate to not do laundry for that week

OP had their pants stolen, washing them has nothing to do with it.

I meant the guy who stole all the pants must be desperate to not do laundry :3

Do you own any skirts or dresses? Also, isn't there a campus police or SOMEONE you can contact about this theft? Maybe you could put up some flyers describing your pants' distinctive features, maybe someone will recognize the thief. You probably already have realized you should be locking your door, they could have potentially stolen something much more valuable.

Nargles. Perverted one at that.