Safety first

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 02:01 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, two days before Christmas, my pyromaniac family brought out the Christmas Bad Idea. It's a delicately-carved tower that spins. The spin power is provided by about twelve lit candles. The entire thing is made of wood. It's raining to the point of flooding outside. FML
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It's a common decoration in Germany and other countries.

That can be a safe holiday tradition if displayed wisely. Probably incompatible with my family tradition of Ye Olde Gasoline-filled Water Balloon Fight we have every year.

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It's a common decoration in Germany and other countries.

For those who don't know, it looks like that: tinyurl*com/wooddeco (replace * by .)

That can be a safe holiday tradition if displayed wisely. Probably incompatible with my family tradition of Ye Olde Gasoline-filled Water Balloon Fight we have every year.

Sounds like I may have a new Christmas tradition... On second thought, with the current gas prices. SHEEESH...

It doesn't use gas or electricity. Hot air from the candles rises and hits the fans on the wheel, spinning it. Quite ingenious actually.

I honestly have no idea what this says. It makes no sense to me.

Something like that : tinyurl*com/wooddeco (replace * by .)

This makes no sense. Explain?

He's afraid the decoration will catch fire because it's made of wood and needs a candle. It looks like that : tinyurl*com/wooddeco (replace * by .)

That's a christmas pyramid. Nothing more dangerous about it than a candle is.