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Today, two days before Christmas, my pyromaniac family brought out the Christmas Bad Idea. It's a delicately-carved tower that spins. The spin power is provided by about twelve lit candles. The entire thing is made of wood. It's raining to the point of flooding outside. FML
It's a common decoration in Germany and other countries.
That can be a safe holiday tradition if displayed wisely. Probably incompatible with my family tradition of Ye Olde Gasoline-filled Water Balloon Fight we have every year.