pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Colombo, Sri Lanka
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
sleeper
France
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
On the down low
Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Threat Neutralized
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
irulan
London, United Kingdom
Single shot
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Top comments
emily689 25
I'm guessing you blew him away.
Bradley_Dillon 39
I'm jealous. :o I've never accomplished something like that.
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foxy_grampa 19
I hope you went to check your underwear afterwards
skilova4lifezzz 19
Dammit OP, It's a plane not a hot air balloon..
MixedGurl97 10
It stinks to stink but everyone farts so it's okay, just laugh it off...
junkman6 22
If it was loud enough to cut through the white noise on an airplane.... You sir have my respect and admiration. A true virtuoso of flatulence.
Acik91 26
I don't think the noise on an airplane is white. Surely some frequency components due to engine vibration etc will be more significant than the other ones.
ImAFaker 29
Noises can't be colors. That's as stupid as letters in math.
Grayness_ 26
This made me laugh so loud that I favorited. I hope you two actually laughed about it tho. & that the fart didn't smell.
BlesstheSilence 11
You woke yourself and the stranger? Is your butthole still there?
worldclassrager 41
Hope no one figured one of the engines blew or something...that would have been my thought until I could smell it...
WellThatSucked89 13
Did'ja hear that? Them barkin' spiders sure are loud tonight! I can hear 'em all the way up here!
Wizardo 34
"This is the captain here, we're experiencing some minor flatulence, please remain in your seat until the smell and churning has dissipated thank you..."
BlesstheSilence 11
I laughed so hard I farted xD
Zebediabolical 45
I farted so hard I laughed!
SgtAssCheeks 21
BLASPEHY! GIRLS DONT FART.?! I CALL BS ON THIS!!
LissaMccracken 23
Well at least they are a stranger so you never have to see them again! That's still embarrassing, but look on the brightside!