By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
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Bradley_Dillon 39

I'm jealous. :o I've never accomplished something like that.

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foxy_grampa 19

I hope you went to check your underwear afterwards

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skilova4lifezzz 19

Dammit OP, It's a plane not a hot air balloon..

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MixedGurl97 10

It stinks to stink but everyone farts so it's okay, just laugh it off...

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junkman6 22

If it was loud enough to cut through the white noise on an airplane.... You sir have my respect and admiration. A true virtuoso of flatulence.

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Acik91 26

I don't think the noise on an airplane is white. Surely some frequency components due to engine vibration etc will be more significant than the other ones.

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ImAFaker 29

Noises can't be colors. That's as stupid as letters in math.

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Grayness_ 26

This made me laugh so loud that I favorited. I hope you two actually laughed about it tho. & that the fart didn't smell.

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BlesstheSilence 11

You woke yourself and the stranger? Is your butthole still there?

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worldclassrager 39

Hope no one figured one of the engines blew or something...that would have been my thought until I could smell it...

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WellThatSucked89 13

Did'ja hear that? Them barkin' spiders sure are loud tonight! I can hear 'em all the way up here!

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Wizardo 33

"This is the captain here, we're experiencing some minor flatulence, please remain in your seat until the smell and churning has dissipated thank you..."

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SgtAssCheeks 21

BLASPEHY! GIRLS DONT FART.?! I CALL BS ON THIS!!

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LissaMccracken 23

Well at least they are a stranger so you never have to see them again! That's still embarrassing, but look on the brightside!

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