FML : Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious...

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pianoplayer - / Wednesday 22 May 2013 01:57 / Canada - Mackenzie

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By flockz | 19

#5502033 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:05

"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."

By Anti666 | 17

#5502032 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:05

Your neighbors are retarded.

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By Anti666 | 17

#5502032 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:05

Your neighbors are retarded.

pentz2123 | 5

#5502098 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 10:00

Or it was their way of telling OP that they suck at playing the piano.

fareith | 15

#5502354 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 15:45

Maybe just play it a little less suspiciously next time?

LeFrogDog | 27

#5502598 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:29

maybe next time cover the window so neighbors can't see?

evan_7899 | 28

#5507907 - Sunday 26 May 2013 20:27

Next time they more the lawn call the cops saying they are trimming their hedge in public.

By flockz | 19

#5502033 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:05

"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."

Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5502078 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:45

As a piano teacher who uses this on his business card, I now understand why I get such disgusted looks when I show this to parents. It doesn't seem to strike a chord with them.

woainishamu | 21

#5502084 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:49

Don't forget the D.

flockz | 19

#5502099 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 10:03

18- perhaps it's because a classy looking dog wearing a tophat and monocle just handed them a business card!

Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5502609 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:36

28 - That can't be it, I am a classically trained dog! Look, this is what I sound like when I bark: "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

TheyCallMeDamien | 17

#5502672 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 20:25

ROFLMAO!!!!

dragonkyng | 11

#5516162 - Saturday 1 June 2013 8:52

I can't stop laughing right now.

floatablebullet | 7

#5526388 - Saturday 8 June 2013 23:12

epic comment is epic

By logic368 | 8

#5502034 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:05

Maybe you need to pick up the flute instead.

xALEXx_fml | 15

#5502067 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:28

Ahh perhaps not. As they could think that your blowing something else...

Joe9024 | 20

#5502115 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 10:16

Skin flute!!

By Welshite | 39

#5502035 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:06

You shouldn't have been playing Psycho on your piano.

By SirTalkaton | 22

#5502037 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:08

Haha wtf? Invest in some curtains

Jeffo193 | 13

#5502080 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:46

What if it was the middle of the day? Or is playing the piano to pornographic to be exposed to the street?

Jeffo193 | 13

#5502082 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:47

*too >_

By Kallian_fml | 21

#5502038 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:09

You must look pretty strange while playing the piano...

By feldco1 | 17

#5502043 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:13

At least they care enough about you and your stuff to call!

By laya_fml | 26

#5502044 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:13

I guess that's their way of getting you to stop playing piano.

By CrissyyyS2 | 22

#5502051 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:18

Were you wearing all black? Including a beanie?

CrissyyyS2 | 22

#5502062 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:25

Oh no! I meant black hoodie!

Danielle7994 | 18

#5502087 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:51

Lol you referenced 2 fml's :P

By RodzillaX | 30

#5502052 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:21

Maybe from thier perspective it looked like you were hacking up a body. In which case I'd be happy to help.

Welshite | 39

#5502057 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 9:23

Forgot to take your medicine again, hmm?

RodzillaX | 30

#5503110 - Thursday 23 May 2013 4:31

Sad but true.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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