Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
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flockz
| 19
"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."
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Anti666
| 17
Your neighbors are retarded.
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Anti666
| 17
Your neighbors are retarded.
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pentz2123
| 5
Or it was their way of telling OP that they suck at playing the piano.
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fareith
| 15
Maybe just play it a little less suspiciously next time?
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LeFrogDog
| 27
maybe next time cover the window so neighbors can't see?
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evan_7899
| 28
Next time they more the lawn call the cops saying they are trimming their hedge in public.
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flockz
| 19
"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."
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Sir_ND_Pity
| 35
As a piano teacher who uses this on his business card, I now understand why I get such disgusted looks when I show this to parents. It doesn't seem to strike a chord with them.
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woainishamu
| 21
Don't forget the D.
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flockz
| 19
18- perhaps it's because a classy looking dog wearing a tophat and monocle just handed them a business card!
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Sir_ND_Pity
| 35
28 - That can't be it, I am a classically trained dog! Look, this is what I sound like when I bark: "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
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TheyCallMeDamien
| 17
ROFLMAO!!!!
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dragonkyng
| 11
I can't stop laughing right now.
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floatablebullet
| 7
epic comment is epic
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logic368
| 8
Maybe you need to pick up the flute instead.
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xALEXx_fml
| 15
Ahh perhaps not. As they could think that your blowing something else...
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Joe9024
| 20
Skin flute!!
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Welshite
| 39
You shouldn't have been playing Psycho on your piano.
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SirTalkaton
| 22
Haha wtf? Invest in some curtains
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Jeffo193
| 13
What if it was the middle of the day? Or is playing the piano to pornographic to be exposed to the street?
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Jeffo193
| 13
*too >_
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Kallian_fml
| 21
You must look pretty strange while playing the piano...
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feldco1
| 17
At least they care enough about you and your stuff to call!
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laya_fml
| 26
I guess that's their way of getting you to stop playing piano.
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CrissyyyS2
| 22
Were you wearing all black? Including a beanie?
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CrissyyyS2
| 22
Oh no! I meant black hoodie!
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Danielle7994
| 18
Lol you referenced 2 fml's :P
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RodzillaX
| 30
Maybe from thier perspective it looked like you were hacking up a body. In which case I'd be happy to help.
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Welshite
| 39
Forgot to take your medicine again, hmm?
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RodzillaX
| 30
Sad but true.