pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Colombo, Sri Lanka
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
sleeper
France
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
On the down low
Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Threat Neutralized
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
irulan
London, United Kingdom
Single shot
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
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emily689 25
I'm guessing you blew him away.
Bradley_Dillon 39
I'm jealous. :o I've never accomplished something like that.
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EmmaMK 35
I hope that was the first time. If not, you must have a very understanding partner. At least you will not get to see these people again.
olpally 33
Reminds of the cut away where Brian farts himself awake as well. Lol. ******* hilarious op! Hahaha.
Miss_Latina 13
Hopefully it was not a long flight
shaggystar 3
Well it looks like you got more elbow room now.
limealicious 15
hahahahahaha nature happens, am I right?
awkwardloveannie 28
play it off like theres a ghost on the plane
DJisHere11 19
There must of been a lot of turbulence on that plane.
carelessxdanger 9
this is why i dont sleep in public. its my #1 fear lol
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
that is when you just keep your eye closed as if you are still sleeping!
1947Chevy 17
You are obviously more mature than I am. I would be bragging about that
False_Stupidity 42
What else is FML for, if not a kind of bragging?