MY WAIF!

By Bogrbon - 26/01/2022 20:01

Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
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2 options then. Option 1. Remove the garage door. Option 2. Sell car and she can ride with you or uber

Previously it was "you left the garage open, so when I clicked the button it went down not up." Given it was 25 degrees outside, and she walked into the garage, she would have noticed if that were the case. It just didn't take. This time she claims it shut on its own, but someone hit the button. She leaves before I wake up, so both times I was sleeping. Mostly she just doesn't want to have to admit she's a bad driver when she's in a rush.

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2 options then. Option 1. Remove the garage door. Option 2. Sell car and she can ride with you or uber

but it was your fault. You were the one who called and had the door repaired after the last time. therefore in some twisted round about way it is your fault.

Previously it was "you left the garage open, so when I clicked the button it went down not up." Given it was 25 degrees outside, and she walked into the garage, she would have noticed if that were the case. It just didn't take. This time she claims it shut on its own, but someone hit the button. She leaves before I wake up, so both times I was sleeping. Mostly she just doesn't want to have to admit she's a bad driver when she's in a rush.

Yep, your fault. You gave her keys to the car.