Miscellaneous: Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry...

By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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By :/ - 01/10/2013 10:18

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By goddamn chicken subs - 24/03/2016 16:51 - United States

Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 20:01

Today, I failed school and ghosted all my teachers. Nobody knows, but I'm planning on telling my parents in a week. I'm fucked. FML

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Liar !

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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Saturday 10 March 2012 2:20

*In Red Forman's voice* "DUMBASS" .

lolololer 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:20

did they like your status? :P

Comments

jstorie95 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 4:00

Damn you're stupid

perdix 29

Saturday 10 March 2012 4:00

It's OK, parents are secretly OK with their slack-ass kids having an aversion to chemistry. It means their idiot kids aren't going to be building a meth lab anytime soon.

haniam16 6

Saturday 10 March 2012 4:13

No wonder you didnt want to take the chemistry test, youre on idiot.

Steve95401 49

Saturday 10 March 2012 4:37

Smart move Einstein!

ColonelPride16 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 4:55

Delete it? You can do that ya know..

kittenvks 11

Saturday 10 March 2012 5:08

This was so stupid OP that had the first six comments said that you're a dumbass I'd be willing to bet that every single one would still have gotten thumbed up and we're really not fond of repetition here :)