Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I failed school and ghosted all my teachers. Nobody knows, but I'm planning on telling my parents in a week. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
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Top comments
Teabubbles 8
*In Red Forman's voice* "DUMBASS" .
lolololer 8
did they like your status? :P
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Comments (121)
smeet 3
Your an f***ing idiot!
SoultheWolf 19
You are a ******* moron. You STILL have to do the test, just another day. And a lot of teachers make the make up test (for those who either failed adn want to try again or those who were sick) harder then the first one.
bad_chiquita 5
YDI for being friends with your parents in the first place.
bugmenotmofo 34
Why do all of the really stupid FML's come from Canada?
bigmix55 0
Now what dumbass
Coffeebang 17
Smh
lhamil64_fml 5
So delete the post before they get home or check their phones.
ManicGypsy 22
Just be happy if they don't put a bullet for your computer.
nabila21 0
YDI for trying to get out of a test I'M 11 AND DON'T TRY TO DO THAT and also for having your parents as friends on FB. unless your parents are awesome.
rdrr 2
What test do you take? How to tie your shoes, or what time is it when the little hand is on the 3 and the big hand is on the 12?
ssnowywinter 0
I'm not entirely sure, but does FML have a minimum age? If so, directly saying you lied on your profile for all to see is almost as dumb as what OP did.
EG14_fml 8
This is why you don't post everything you do on Facebook... Thats what twitter is for