Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I failed school and ghosted all my teachers. Nobody knows, but I'm planning on telling my parents in a week. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
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Top comments
Teabubbles 8
*In Red Forman's voice* "DUMBASS" .
lolololer 8
did they like your status? :P
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Comments (121)
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
Watch out, we got a badass over here.
epokryfky 0
Moron
desertpunk75 11
Lol YDI for even adding them. Dumbass
jroxursox1 10
When you combine elements dumbass with Facebook they cause KABLOOOOOOEEEEE!!!
happilyever2012 6
Sorry but you're stupid. Seriously.
kjb1234 5
With all due respect OP.... What the hell is wrong with you?!?! You don't post something like that on Facebook!
BaconBoy75 2
Dumb ass.
chels1994 11
Based on that, you probably wouldn't have passed anyway
CommanderBalls 10
of all the stupid things posted on facebook. you got out of it one day but youd have to make it up anyway.....*facepalm*
scottyrocks123 21
Your face is in the books isn't it? Dipshit.