Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
DaniPandi
| 22
That must bug you.
By
DocBastard
| 38
That's gnatsty.
COMMENTS
By
DaniPandi
| 22
That must bug you.
Reply
xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
^ Like you could have thought of something better.
Reply
goldfishgod
| 20
21 - Why are you always such a bitch?
Reply
cyK0tek
| 0
Like you could've posted anything w/o criticizing someone...
Reply
xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
#21 - Because I can be. That's the fucking beauty of the Internet. I can be a bitch when I want and to whomever I want.
Reply
Swiftly
| 0
Theres a thing called being an asshole. You should probably stop being one :)
Reply
humorizer
| 14
Oh how cute! You think that gnats spawn out of fruits!
How 1700's!
How 1700's!
Reply
I_Hug_Cats
| 26
What bugs me is: why was OP looking under his roommates bed in the first place?
Reply
pompousjackass
| 10
This was my first thought.
Reply
TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
They're called fruit flies, funnily enough...
By
socalledbliss
| 0
That's absolutely disgusting. Wouldn't you smell That?
Reply
redbluegreen
| 40
My guess is the OP did gnat.
Reply
iamyummylicious
| 14
Your pun really bugs me.
Reply
iamyummylicious
| 14
Sorry for that. I couldn't think of anything witty or a good pun. :(
By
MargieDrury
| 1
I would have cleaned it up like my girlfriends.
Reply
emba_fml
| 13
...what?
By
jillianmathers12
| 13
Yum! That must have been fun cleaning that!
By
btstig
| 11
Throw a used condom on his pillow.
Reply
Swiftly
| 0
Throw a used pillow on his condom
By
Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Punch him in the throat with the pear.
Reply
xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
How does one punch another with fruit?
Reply
BarDownDaily
| 12
16- How does one find duckface attractive?
Reply
DomDomxoxo
| 16
One does not find duckface attractive.
Reply
xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
Thank you for such nice compliments. One did not know people are so nice on FML! :) *QUACK*
Reply
DomDomxoxo
| 16
Oh come on we kid the duck!!
Reply
BarDownDaily
| 12
44- People are nice on FML. Just not to the stupid, and the ignorant.
Reply
xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
51 - My sarcasm must have flown WAAAAY above you head. :p
By
FinnishAmerican
| 3
Put it in his pillow
Reply
ankoku
| 2
His roommates car would be a better option to solve the gnat problem in the apartment.
By
Swiftly
| 0
That's peary unfortunate...
Reply
RahmEsHestos
| 5
Very punny
Reply
MargieDrury
| 1
These puns are punderful!
Reply
MargieDrury
| 1
Sorry I'm not good at puns.....
By
RahmEsHestos
| 5
You found it under his bed? Let him find it IN his bed!
By
KrayKrayGurl117
| 7
Ewwww. Gnats are very vicious despite their tiny size...
Reply
ankoku
| 2
Hopefully there wasn't 300 of them in that apartment..
Reply
KrayKrayGurl117
| 7
That would be terrifying o.O