By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 18:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML
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That must bug you.

That's gnatsty.


That must bug you.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

^ Like you could have thought of something better.

21 - Why are you always such a bitch?

cyK0tek 0

Like you could've posted anything w/o criticizing someone...

xXxIracebethxXx 14

#21 - Because I can be. That's the fucking beauty of the Internet. I can be a bitch when I want and to whomever I want.

Theres a thing called being an asshole. You should probably stop being one :)

Oh how cute! You think that gnats spawn out of fruits! How 1700's!

I_Hug_Cats 26

What bugs me is: why was OP looking under his roommates bed in the first place?

This was my first thought.

They're called fruit flies, funnily enough...

socalledbliss 0

That's absolutely disgusting. Wouldn't you smell That?

My guess is the OP did gnat.

Your pun really bugs me.

Sorry for that. I couldn't think of anything witty or a good pun. :(

MargieDrury 1

I would have cleaned it up like my girlfriends.

jillianmathers12 13

Yum! That must have been fun cleaning that!

btstig 11

Throw a used condom on his pillow.

Throw a used pillow on his condom

Glitterhinoceros 14

Punch him in the throat with the pear.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

How does one punch another with fruit?

BarDownDaily 12

16- How does one find duckface attractive?

One does not find duckface attractive.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Thank you for such nice compliments. One did not know people are so nice on FML! :) *QUACK*

Oh come on we kid the duck!!

BarDownDaily 12

44- People are nice on FML. Just not to the stupid, and the ignorant.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

51 - My sarcasm must have flown WAAAAY above you head. :p

Put it in his pillow

His roommates car would be a better option to solve the gnat problem in the apartment.

That's peary unfortunate...

RahmEsHestos 5

Very punny

MargieDrury 1

These puns are punderful!

MargieDrury 1

Sorry I'm not good at puns.....

RahmEsHestos 5

You found it under his bed? Let him find it IN his bed!

Ewwww. Gnats are very vicious despite their tiny size...

Hopefully there wasn't 300 of them in that apartment..

That would be terrifying o.O