FML : Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates...

Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 9 March 2012 18:12 / United States

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By DaniPandi | 22

#4142273 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:19

That must bug you.

By DocBastard | 38

#4142570 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:02

That's gnatsty.

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By DaniPandi | 22

#4142273 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:19

That must bug you.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4142558 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:00

^ Like you could have thought of something better.

goldfishgod | 20

#4142672 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:35

21 - Why are you always such a bitch?

cyK0tek | 0

#4142729 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:53

Like you could've posted anything w/o criticizing someone...

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4142937 - Saturday 10 March 2012 5:18

#21 - Because I can be. That's the fucking beauty of the Internet. I can be a bitch when I want and to whomever I want.

Swiftly | 0

#4142948 - Saturday 10 March 2012 5:21

Theres a thing called being an asshole. You should probably stop being one :)

humorizer | 14

#4143096 - Saturday 10 March 2012 6:10

Oh how cute! You think that gnats spawn out of fruits!

How 1700's!

I_Hug_Cats | 26

#4143111 - Saturday 10 March 2012 6:15

What bugs me is: why was OP looking under his roommates bed in the first place?

pompousjackass | 10

#4143452 - Saturday 10 March 2012 7:24

This was my first thought.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#4149819 - Sunday 11 March 2012 19:26

They're called fruit flies, funnily enough...

By socalledbliss | 0

#4142281 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:20

That's absolutely disgusting. Wouldn't you smell That?

redbluegreen | 40

#4142329 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:29

My guess is the OP did gnat.

iamyummylicious | 14

#4142736 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:55

Your pun really bugs me.

iamyummylicious | 14

#4143782 - Saturday 10 March 2012 10:31

Sorry for that. I couldn't think of anything witty or a good pun. :(

By MargieDrury | 0

#4142307 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:27

I would have cleaned it up like my girlfriends.

emba_fml | 13

#4142772 - Saturday 10 March 2012 4:12

...what?

By jillianmathers12 | 13

#4142311 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:28

Yum! That must have been fun cleaning that!

By btstig | 11

#4142334 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:30

Throw a used condom on his pillow.

Swiftly | 0

#4146466 - Saturday 10 March 2012 21:08

Throw a used pillow on his condom

By Glitterhinoceros | 14

#4142362 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:32

Punch him in the throat with the pear.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4142539 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:56

How does one punch another with fruit?

BarDownDaily | 12

#4142669 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:35

16- How does one find duckface attractive?

DomDomxoxo | 16

#4142835 - Saturday 10 March 2012 4:38

One does not find duckface attractive.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4142923 - Saturday 10 March 2012 5:14

Thank you for such nice compliments. One did not know people are so nice on FML! :) *QUACK*

DomDomxoxo | 16

#4142966 - Saturday 10 March 2012 5:31

Oh come on we kid the duck!!

BarDownDaily | 12

#4143092 - Saturday 10 March 2012 6:09

44- People are nice on FML. Just not to the stupid, and the ignorant.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4150941 - Monday 12 March 2012 1:58

51 - My sarcasm must have flown WAAAAY above you head. :p

By FinnishAmerican | 3

#4142366 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:32

Put it in his pillow

ankoku | 2

#4142828 - Saturday 10 March 2012 4:36

His roommates car would be a better option to solve the gnat problem in the apartment.

By Swiftly | 0

#4142375 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:33

That's peary unfortunate...

RahmEsHestos | 5

#4142399 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:36

Very punny

MargieDrury | 0

#4142485 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:49

These puns are punderful!

MargieDrury | 0

#4142556 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:00

Sorry I'm not good at puns.....

By RahmEsHestos | 5

#4142386 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:34

You found it under his bed? Let him find it IN his bed!

By KrayKrayGurl117 | 7

#4142403 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:36

Ewwww. Gnats are very vicious despite their tiny size...

ankoku | 2

#4143734 - Saturday 10 March 2012 9:37

Hopefully there wasn't 300 of them in that apartment..

KrayKrayGurl117 | 7

#4144957 - Saturday 10 March 2012 17:46

That would be terrifying o.O

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