Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I failed school and ghosted all my teachers. Nobody knows, but I'm planning on telling my parents in a week. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
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Top comments
Teabubbles 8
*In Red Forman's voice* "DUMBASS" .
lolololer 8
did they like your status? :P
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Comments (121)
HITide76808 0
Well i tell u what, ill give u an A+ for your stupidity!! congrats
FajitaFreak 3
While faking sick to get out of school is admirable, as high school teaches nothing you cannot learn much quicker on your own when you need the information; posting it to Facebook was an act of utter stupidity.
Red_Phoenix 7
Your first mistake and only mistake that would have made all the difference is friending your parents on Facebook
DRush_fml 12
Yet another reason to not let your parents get a facebook or to not be friends with them. Dumbass....
hateevryone 15
hahaha fail. i'm glad my mom don't have a facebook.
babygirl83150 8
Ever heard of make up tests?
dehumanizer3000 0
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!
ASREAL611 0
Ur dumb ass
tdawg4200 0
You suck. Way more than anything ever has.
brandon3747 16
Just do the test you wimp