Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I failed school and ghosted all my teachers. Nobody knows, but I'm planning on telling my parents in a week. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
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Top comments
Teabubbles 8
*In Red Forman's voice* "DUMBASS" .
lolololer 8
did they like your status? :P
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Comments (121)
Glitterhinoceros 14
This is why everybody blocks their parents.
RahmEsHestos 5
Or just don't be friends with them would work too :)
NeonBluee 8
Or the good old friend and unfriend :)
manofironoxide 4
Or, don't fake sick, and just take the test like your supposed to.
hippyhater3000 4
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!! btw 11 your gorgeous
omgcookeys 15
My moms request is still pending approval....
brianjman14 23
YDI for being for being friends with your parents on Facebook and for even posting that. What did you think people would say? "Oh yeah, John, ur so smart, ur parents r ****** idiots lololol"
b0ngs 7
I dont think OP would've mentioned their parents in his post. I would imagine it being along the lines of "pulled off being sick today. Have fun taking the test suckers!". And then their parents saw it and found they were faking. It would just be plain stupid to say something like "fooled my parents" etc. wheter or not you have your parents as friends. It sounds immature and stupid. Still I dont understand how OP finds this an accomplishment. Karma will bite you in the ass.
xCrazyMexican 4
:O that's my name!
chels1994 11
I'm friends with my parents.. I don't get why people see that as a negative thing, anyway -_-
RahmEsHestos 5
You must be sick in the head to post something like that. Even if you hadnt also forgotten about your parents being your friends, it would still probably get out somehow
MigraineurOfLife 15
Yeah-& back to the school teacher & then the test becomes a big flat -0-
Adelaide_CF 6
Well, serves you right...
Swiftly 0
Hold on guys, we have a badass here!
FUUUandyourmom 16
I'm waiting for the Unfriendable post.
MargieDrury 1
Nice going. Smart one.
kalgon 0
It is really their fault. They made YOU. FTL
Wicked361 8
How is this the parents fault? I'm not sure if you're using sarcasm... So excuse me if I get this mistaken.
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Man, if I had your IQ I would have failed that test. Good thing you faked being sick.
chels1994 11
Yeah, instead of for the fact that he got caught -_-
RabidBunny 10
What ever gets you through is going to bleed you dry. Reflect on that.