Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and...

By Anonymous - 9/3/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

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By rattusrattus | 18

#4142283 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:22

Ah, yes, the adaptation of Tolkien's long-lost tale of hobbits, hunting, and many, many explosions. It's one of my favourites. The hobbit with the eyepatch is the best hobbit.

By iamyummylicious | 14

#4142290 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:23

Maybe you misheard her. Because there is a movie called Hobos With Shotguns. Or maybe she misspoke.

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By rattusrattus | 18

#4142283 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:22

Ah, yes, the adaptation of Tolkien's long-lost tale of hobbits, hunting, and many, many explosions. It's one of my favourites. The hobbit with the eyepatch is the best hobbit.

officeradvil | 8

#4142340 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:30

Is it just me, or does anyone else really want to see that movie?

leprechaun23 | 15

#4142343 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:30

Sounds like it would be an oscar winning movie

DeboDaGreat | 3

#4142349 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:31

But if there was one.......

ladyLALAA | 28

#4142380 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:34

What would happen 20?

at_1sexymofo | 3

#4142406 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:37

Customers are idiots

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4142415 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:38

Then OP could have given it to her and this whole situation would have been avoided. Too bad there isn't such a film. :[

BABYPUNCHINGGUY | 0

#4142437 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:40

Great bow im mad because there is no such movie. C'MON HOLLYWOOD YOU RELEASE CRAP LIKE GREEN LANTERN BUT YOU WONT MAKE THIS!!!!!!

zombicidal | 11

#4142452 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:42

every character is cooler with an eye patch look at kenpachi zaraki ten extra bad ass points instantly because of his optical covering

rattusrattus | 18

#4142574 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:03

@19: To win an Oscar, it would have to have either a brilliant soundtrack, or give the eyepatch hobbit a tragic background involving a puppy, a lost love, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and an anti-tank rifle.

robpressley93 | 8

#4142692 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:38

23- you're a cunt!

taco_bender | 12

#4143118 - Saturday 10 March 2012 6:22

Hahahaha what did u say 71. Repeat. Repeat

mnmolino | 14

#4143219 - Saturday 10 March 2012 6:32

39 - yes, the eye patch helps his character so much:)

mnmolino | 14

#4143221 - Saturday 10 March 2012 6:31

39 - yes, the eye patch helps his character so much:)

cyK0tek | 0

#4146333 - Saturday 10 March 2012 20:39

71, I know the feelin' bro...

By Sophie10134 | 8

#4142285 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:22

First.. And I agree your life sucks

By AdamBasebal69 | 0

#4142287 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:23

Thats my favorite movie :)

tennisrapper1 | 14

#4142455 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:43

In the customer's world, apparently all they need is their "imagination!" (spongebob reference :P)

By iamyummylicious | 14

#4142290 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:23

Maybe you misheard her. Because there is a movie called Hobos With Shotguns. Or maybe she misspoke.

iamyummylicious | 14

#4142320 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:29

Erm, my mistake. Hobo with a Shotgun*

Its actually a really good film. Its about a hobo vigilante. He kills a pedo santa while he's masturbating in his car by a park. Its a fucking epic film.

emba_fml | 13

#4142394 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:35

such a good movie, its funny as hell.

MargieDrury | 1

#4142413 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:38

15 like my post said it was an awkward movie like no words can't describe that movie it's...... ? :(

MargieDrury | 1

#4142426 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:39

Still can't describe.

Junkie_Razor | 20

#4142809 - Saturday 10 March 2012 4:30

Rutger Hauer is a legend in that film.

hazardoussmiles9 | 22

#4144264 - Saturday 10 March 2012 15:28

That movie scarred me for the rest of my life...

By MargieDrury | 1

#4142297 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:25

There's a really awkward movie "hobos with shotguns".

RahmEsHestos | 5

#4142309 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:27

It's "Hobbits" not hobos

MargieDrury | 1

#4142323 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:29

Umm no there's definitely a movie called a hobo with a shotgun. So get it right.

MargieDrury | 1

#4142354 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:31

Thanks!

SaturnV | 25

#4142364 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:32

12 - the actual movie title is indeed "Hobos With Shotguns". Almost certainly what the customer was thinking of but had the title wrong.

MargieDrury | 1

#4142449 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:42

22-I'm not sure because other people are commenting on how hobbits with a shotguns is a real movie. But personally I've never herd of it so.

emba_fml | 13

#4142461 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:43

you're a smart one aren't you?

MargieDrury | 1

#4142464 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:43

Gftyggf yhv

MargieDrury | 1

#4142472 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:45

I hope that wasn't sarcasm but like I said I haven't herd of the movie so I was "figuring" that it was a real movie.

RetardedChipmunk | 7

#4142497 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:50

I think 41 was saying that because you didn't put an "a" in heard, but don't worry most people don't give a shit

emba_fml | 13

#4142499 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:50

the people commenting that hobbits with shotguns is a real movie are joking...

MargieDrury | 1

#4142517 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:53

That's fucking gay.

MargieDrury | 1

#4142532 - Saturday 10 March 2012 2:55

46- that's not true because you have petty ass "grammar nazi" people out there that piss me off.

MargieDrury | 1

#4142583 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:06

Kk, awesome. Bored and sleepy hitting the hay. I'm going stop coming to this post love you guys have fun with life.

MargieDrury | 1

#4142587 - Saturday 10 March 2012 3:07

Night. Love you guys.

mikeduse | 0

#4143689 - Saturday 10 March 2012 9:07

Are you a bit slow? Obviously there is no movie called hobbits with shotguns and obviously the people saying it were joking, I just can't believe you fell for it, nice grammar by the way too..