Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my brother and I got food poisoning because of the shady chicken subs we ate last night. Our mom thinks we're faking it and sent us to school anyway. I'm coming to you live from a school toilet while missing a test. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I failed school and ghosted all my teachers. Nobody knows, but I'm planning on telling my parents in a week. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
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Top comments
Teabubbles 8
*In Red Forman's voice* "DUMBASS" .
lolololer 8
did they like your status? :P
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Comments (121)
cheymann 4
Why are you friends with you parents on Facebook? Better wt, why do your Parents have Facebook, it's childish shit!!! Oh and btw your a dumb ass
5t3ff1k4h 47
First of all, personally, my parents would go ballistic if I declined their friend requests on Facebook because then they'd think I'm very obviously hiding something. Second of all, the parents are old enough to make their own decisions. Welcome to the world of the internet, where nearly everyone has a Facebook, Myspace (does that even exist anymore?) or Twitter... or at the very least Email. You're the dumb ass. It's "you're", and your grammar sucks ass.
Adelaide_CF 6
I don't like Facebook, but how the hell did people get the idea that Facebook is for kids? Oh, right. Because Facebook is full of dumb kids. But anyway, Facebook is not a site for kids ;)
theonlysweetpea 10
What a moron...
Lrs614 3
And your dad then shot your laptop with his 45 and made you pay for the bullets right? Lol. Thats why you don't post stuff like that on fb!
aleishaa_jadee 13
Well you're an idiot aren't you? :/
Sanch101 7
Has anyone ever seen the film Idiocracy? I think we have a contender.
SS 31
I moderated this :D But seriously though, as somebody who struggles to go to tests and stuff myself, I know how you feel - it can be difficult sometimes. But that's no reason to just run and hide, that's going to go nowhere. If you just explain to the teacher or examiner that you're feeling particularly uncomfortable or nervous, I'm sure they'll do something to help. As for the facebook post, you shouldn't have posted that at all. If you're gonna skive, don't tell anyone. Rumours get out too easily anyway, so even if your parents weren't on facebook they would probably found out anyway. Plus, you should really have remembered that they were on facebook.
Rhian00 17
you idiot!
soccerchick981 7
hahahah :) sounds like something I would do
teejayy816 0
Youre a ******* idiot and you deserve gettin caught
yeongji 31
Hope your parents saw it before you noticed that they can see what you wrote. Even if they are not "friends" with you on FB, you can still be screwed over either way. If someone does not like you and sees your status, they can end up showing it to your teacher. If that was to happen, you will get an automatic zero and don't even think about getting the chance of writing the test another way.