Me either! Going to the dentist is already uncomfortable enough without these kinds of jokes!

I think we need to drill into the situation.

I was at the orthodontist and the doctor told an assistant that I had a G. I asked what it meant and he said with a straight face that it meant a growth. It actually mean good, as in good hygiene.

Eventually.... After many years of cavities and lots and lots of therapy.

The reason I hated dentists when I was a kid is these sick jokes they make!! It's like they enjoy seeing the patient frightened!

Those kinds of 'jokes' can destroy a child's trust in medical professionals. What a jackass, to say something like that.

It's because she didn't send the story to 10 people before midnight.

^ this^ is one of the best comments I have ever read in my years reading FML

That pun was jaw-dropping.

Your profile picture fits perfectly with your comment

That comment has been said to me about 50 times. It never gets old.

"Maybe this kid has an adult/morbid sense of humor!" *screaming* "...fuck."

#6 most people hate the dentist, dentists know this and sometimes they try way too hard to be funny. Every time I go I'm clinched tight enough to pass diamonds and I haven't even had a bad experience with a dentist. Except military dental, but they're butchers and don't count as dentists in my mind.

My dentist is awesome. You guys just have terrible dentists.

Given the circumstance, I'd say a rational fear.