Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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badwolf504 15
Why did they make you clean it up? Did they think you made the mess? Did they think it was just a bit of water?
xoteeshaox 22
That is disgusting! Not to mention, really rude of your parents to force you to clean up his mess. I'd refuse to do it.
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Comments (62)
Spagetiokillers 8
I dont care whose telling me to do it theres no way id be cleaning up someone elses man juice.
Dexter83_fml 17
Should of refused
NickACD 27
Should've or should have. Should of is in no way proper grammar
Seabass_Chan 33
Grammar and punctuation!
PossiblyInDanger 24
At that point, I would have flat out refused. It should never be your job to clean up someone else's ****.
themostunlucky_fml 14
You shouldn't put up with that bull you should have made him clean it up
VonBlitzkrieg 27
OP, regardless of what the consequences of disobedience are in your house. you should have had the spine to refuse such degrading humiliation.
kirasant 19
There is literally nothing my parents could have threatened me with to clean up someone else's cum. Nope. Not happening. You should have gathered up everything (with gloves) and dumped it on their bed. Then use your brother's comforter to mop up the rest. All clean!
shinikageWolf 15
So now you'll always clean up after your brother when he makes a mess.
Yodaddy52 7
Is this a Canadian thing???
leogachi 15
If my parents ever tried to do that to me, I would literally say "**** you". I don't care what the consequences would be, I'm not cleaning up my brother's semen ever.
searchr999 14
If there is a next time, demand a bio-hazmat suit