By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 12:43 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
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badwolf504 15

Why did they make you clean it up? Did they think you made the mess? Did they think it was just a bit of water?

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xoteeshaox 22

That is disgusting! Not to mention, really rude of your parents to force you to clean up his mess. I'd refuse to do it.

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Spagetiokillers 8

I dont care whose telling me to do it theres no way id be cleaning up someone elses man juice.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

At that point, I would have flat out refused. It should never be your job to clean up someone else's ****.

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themostunlucky_fml 14

You shouldn't put up with that bull you should have made him clean it up

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

OP, regardless of what the consequences of disobedience are in your house. you should have had the spine to refuse such degrading humiliation.

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kirasant 19

There is literally nothing my parents could have threatened me with to clean up someone else's cum. Nope. Not happening. You should have gathered up everything (with gloves) and dumped it on their bed. Then use your brother's comforter to mop up the rest. All clean!

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shinikageWolf 15

So now you'll always clean up after your brother when he makes a mess.

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leogachi 15

If my parents ever tried to do that to me, I would literally say "**** you". I don't care what the consequences would be, I'm not cleaning up my brother's semen ever.

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searchr999 14

If there is a next time, demand a bio-hazmat suit

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