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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 12:43 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Flash flood

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

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Waterfall

By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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You deserved it 147

By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Best clapback

By wetbutt - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 69 010

By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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You deserved it 140

By cole66 - 29/11/2015 18:43 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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You deserved it 20 586

badwolf504 15

Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:39

Why did they make you clean it up? Did they think you made the mess? Did they think it was just a bit of water?

xoteeshaox 22

Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:39

That is disgusting! Not to mention, really rude of your parents to force you to clean up his mess. I'd refuse to do it.

Comments

savmut 8

Tuesday 19 January 2016 20:18

Umm. WTF?!?! Did your parents think it was just water? And if they did why didn't you explain it wasn't just water. Don't care who you are or what is considered "normal" sibling behavior in your house should've made sure your parents knew exactly what you were cleaning up from him and ask them if they would clean it up if not then you shouldn't have to either.

loserman67 35

Tuesday 19 January 2016 20:32

Ummmmm, you know your brother's semen on sight???? Hummm???

TabooSushi 24

Tuesday 19 January 2016 20:40

Not too hard to know semen when you see it, regardless of who it belongs to.

Khaleesi_D 9

Tuesday 19 January 2016 20:45

It possible that Op and Brother share a bathroom, and parents have their own, which makes brother the most likely to gave made the mess.

writerchic85 25

Tuesday 19 January 2016 20:38

Next time you're in the bathroom before him, leave dirty tampons all over the place and make him clean it up.

pjsr 32

Sunday 28 January 2018 0:07

They’re brothers

captainsmegma 12

Tuesday 19 January 2016 20:56

Next time have mom come to the bathroom to see what that cum fountain of a son did.

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 19 January 2016 22:46

The only reason I could possibly think that your parents would force you to clean it up rather than your brother is if he suffers from diminished mental capacity. Even if it were the case, FYL, indeed.

amccaul1976 8

Tuesday 19 January 2016 22:54

make sure you leave the towel and cleaning supplies on his bed to dry. hey if you want cleaning done right make sure he does it next time. if your female you can always leave a bloody surprise next time too.

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 20 January 2016 0:01

Why did you have to clean it up. You should have used your parents bathroom. What a dirty disgusting boy.

Agape90 14

Wednesday 20 January 2016 0:51

God, this is really gross. Kick him in the ass, it's his mess so should be him doing the cleaning.

Queen_of_Night 20

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:10

I'd have dragged my parents to see the bathroom and told them no way in hell.

EarlFug 19

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:40

Drama. No reasonable parent would punish you as described. You are at fault for something, if not this incident. Your brother seems to be a primate at best. Who the **** can't jerk off and leave no trace behind? More details required to correctly judge this.