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By Weak Disposition - 27/04/2012 04:29 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By wrestling probs - 26/05/2015 02:24 - United States

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

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By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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Was it worth it?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 00:02

Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By TLJ321 - 18/05/2012 07:41

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML

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alstbv12 13

Friday 27 April 2012 10:41

At least people now can't make the joke that you're used to a bunch of wieners in your mouth.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Friday 27 April 2012 10:43

You are the weakest link.

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AwsumShyGuy 12

Friday 27 April 2012 22:07

So did you win?

awesomegirlO 8

Friday 27 April 2012 22:21

Hey, at least you tried.

msilikegrapes 8

Friday 27 April 2012 23:36

so you won right?

rightspark 7

Friday 27 April 2012 23:40

You should've been getting "hot dog" up for the competition eye of the tiger before entering it

noluck328 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:07

wow

kshafer08 7

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:20

You know there's ways to stretch your stomach the night before right? Well clearly not, but you should have looked up tips to eat more then two...

russianraccoon 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:32

SABOTAGE!

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 28 April 2012 3:25

You have a long way to go.

ShyAnn29 14

Saturday 28 April 2012 13:56

LOL that made me laugh

janerose21 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 14:06

ur a winner in my eyes!!

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my little sister knocking on my door. Today's my birthday, so I thought she'd surprise me with something. Instead, she just asked me, "How's it feel to be a year older and still alone?" I just turned 20. The truth hurts. FML

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