By Weak Disposition - 27/04/2012 04:29 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
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Same thing different taste

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alstbv12 13

At least people now can't make the joke that you're used to a bunch of wieners in your mouth.

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I'd make it to 4.. Of course I'd take my time eating them or I'd be the one choking lol

Weeeeeaaaaaakkkkk, so pathetically weak. Two hotdogs man, for real? On another note did you even practice?

luckyd880 12

Well duh you did it wrong, your supposed to dip the buns in water and eat them and then eat the dogs. C'mon every American knows that! We are famous for eating large quantities of processed foods. Team USA! -_-

challan 19

I saw one at a state fair once, and they DO dip the buns in water! Quite gross in my opinion! The whole thing was gross, but oddly exciting. You get caught up in the freaky crowd.

I can't imagine what would possess anyone to enter a hotdog eating contest at the best of times but surely you would only do it if you actually like eating hotdogs. What were you thinking?

kinda feel you were lucky with that one, you're better off without stuffing your face full like that.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Food eating contests are probably not your best way to make money. I'm not even remotely a big eater, but 2 hot dogs? Geeze that's an average meal size for me. Trick to eating contests- go in hungry and thirsty so your stomach is empty. Minimize how much you drink during the contest. This gives your stomach maximum room. Eat fast so your body doesn't have time to realize its full. I never go into contests, but I get my money's worth at all you can eat buffets :p

Any contest involving eating is literally the last thing the USA needs.

Were you nervous or do you just not like hotdogs?