Ouch

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 15:00

Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine, and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML
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ZoroMiHawk 25

You never at any point in time thought about pressing the brake? If you crashed hard enough to total the engine and give yourself a concussion, you must have been going at a fairly high enough speed, meaning you had a few seconds to brake.

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DraftHail614 17

So you just floor it every time you drive?

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RichardPencil 30

For the best night’s sleep in the whole wide world, visit MyPillar.com!

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Dave_Davington 33

For a moment there, I actually thought you were a spambot. Almost clicked the little report to moderator button and everything.

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RichardPencil 30

If I’m a spambot, the human race ought to throw in the towel and submit to their robot overloads. No, I’m a real boy! Go, **** sapiens, go! C > Si!

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ZoroMiHawk 25

You never at any point in time thought about pressing the brake? If you crashed hard enough to total the engine and give yourself a concussion, you must have been going at a fairly high enough speed, meaning you had a few seconds to brake.

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DraftHail614 17

So you just floor it every time you drive?

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sounds like someone bought a Challenger Hellcat. You're not the first and you won't be the last. 700hp RWD platform isn't for driving scrubs.

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Moxie Mettle 10

Obviously you didn't test drive it first! You earned that one! Life in the fast lane. I can't drive 55?

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Why are you in the road? you need a lifetime uber account

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sweetbliss3 37

okay. I might get having to press the pedal down because that's what you're used to, but did the steering wheel not work either? couldn't have just turned it a bit?

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