FML : Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items...

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Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 13 January 2017 16:38 /

Money

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By hoosierholla | 17

#7387976 - Friday 13 January 2017 07:40

That was painful to read.

By Seabass_Chan | 33

#7387901 - Friday 13 January 2017 04:58

Since you know for certain old people stole your wallet, I presume that means you were able to get it back?

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By Seabass_Chan | 33

#7387901 - Friday 13 January 2017 04:58

Since you know for certain old people stole your wallet, I presume that means you were able to get it back?

By RichardPencil | 22

#7387905 - Friday 13 January 2017 05:12

They didn't steal it, they found it. They probably needed the money for Viagra, Depends and porno mags (some old folks don't know about free Internet porn.)

species4872 | 19

#7387979 - Friday 13 January 2017 07:43

Hey Pencil, your comments are becomming shaded and blunt, sharpen up a bit before you get erased.

species4872 | 19

#7387981 - Friday 13 January 2017 07:44

Hey Pencil, your comments are becomming shaded and blunt, sharpen up a bit before you get erased.

By c420racer | 13

#7387925 - Friday 13 January 2017 05:53

I clicked YDI after reading "I went to Walmart with all my birthday money". Enough said, nothing good ever comes from going to Walmart.

By hoosierholla | 17

#7387976 - Friday 13 January 2017 07:40

That was painful to read.

By species4872 | 19

#7387977 - Friday 13 January 2017 07:41

Old people have birthdays too. Apparently theirs was today.

By kristinjeaneen | 20

#7388104 - Saturday 14 January 2017 12:30

I can barely understand what this FML is saying. What I can gather is you must've had your wallet sitting next to you while you were on your iPod and the oldies jacked your shit. If so YDI. Never leave your stuff unattended. Keep your money on your body or in the bank at all times I was taught.