Since you know for certain old people stole your wallet, I presume that means you were able to get it back?

They didn't steal it, they found it.

They probably needed the money for Viagra, Depends and porno mags (some old folks don't know about free Internet porn.)

 Hey Pencil, your comments are becomming shaded and blunt, sharpen up a bit before you get erased.

 Hey Pencil, your comments are becomming shaded and blunt, sharpen up a bit before you get erased.

I clicked YDI after reading "I went to Walmart with all my birthday money". Enough said, nothing good ever comes from going to Walmart.

That was painful to read.

 Old people have birthdays too. Apparently theirs was today.

I can barely understand what this FML is saying. What I can gather is you must've had your wallet sitting next to you while you were on your iPod and the oldies jacked your shit. If so YDI. Never leave your stuff unattended. Keep your money on your body or in the bank at all times I was taught.

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Apparently they also took your ability to construct coherent sentences...