Would I be correct in assuming that your weeaboo phase has fully run it's course?

Look on the bright side you will get a handicap license plate. Now you will be able to park closer to the the places you go. Gimpy!!!!!

This is precisely why swords and guns are illegal in sensible countries.

Toe be, or not toe be.

As a person with a large sword collection and years of training under my belt, my question is - How the actual F do you manage to cut your foot? What were you even doing? The incompetence is unreal.

This is why we shouldn't play around with swords if we have absolutely no idea what we're doing with them in real life.

When will people learn? Weapons are not toys.

I'm imagining a fat guy with a neck beard overcompensation with overbearing geekery?

Well now I know who not to have on my zombie apocalypse team.

The only people who should have access to actually edged swords are trained martial artists. Even blunt training swords can be dangerous in a non-regulated environment.