By Anonymous - 06/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Eugene

Today, while showing off the sharpness of my new katana, I missed my target and hit my shoe. The strike cut into the second toe of my right foot, which then had to be amputated. Demonstration successful. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Would I be correct in assuming that your weeaboo phase has fully run it's course?

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Glowworm56 26

This is why we shouldn't play around with swords if we have absolutely no idea what we're doing with them in real life.

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Dave_Davington 33

Would I be correct in assuming that your weeaboo phase has fully run it's course?

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davecross 11

Look on the bright side you will get a handicap license plate. Now you will be able to park closer to the the places you go. Gimpy!!!!!

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chickensheep 15

This is precisely why swords and guns are illegal in sensible countries.

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coolmike699 26

"In America, you have the right to be stupid." -Fmr. Sec. of State John Kerry

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CSSDimian 6

As a person with a large sword collection and years of training under my belt, my question is - How the actual F do you manage to cut your foot? What were you even doing? The incompetence is unreal.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I was thinking that maybe he was trying to slice something vertically, missed, and because those things aren't light, he couldn't stop his arms before they went down with the weight of the katana, and then it went straight into his foot.

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Glowworm56 26

This is why we shouldn't play around with swords if we have absolutely no idea what we're doing with them in real life.

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Demon_of_Light 27

When will people learn? Weapons are not toys.

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Oogly979 8

I'm imagining a fat guy with a neck beard overcompensation with overbearing geekery?

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acmariner99 25

Well now I know who not to have on my zombie apocalypse team.

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Mungolikecandy 19

The only people who should have access to actually edged swords are trained martial artists. Even blunt training swords can be dangerous in a non-regulated environment.

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