jmac
United States
Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
zztopspinner
United States
Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML
ouch.
Stamford, United States
Not my day, is it?
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
HarvestMoon_gal
United States
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Anonymous
Eugene, United States
Today, while showing off the sharpness of my new katana, I missed my target and hit my shoe. The strike cut into the second toe of my right foot, which then had to be amputated. Demonstration successful. FML
Eleanor
Leeds, United Kingdom
Slice of life
Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Godzilla’s wife
Orange, United States
Fork off
Today, I was washing dishes after eating Christmas leftovers. I pulled a knife out of the drying rack and put it away to avoid cutting myself on it, yet I still managed to scrape my thumb on an errant fork in the sink. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Spice
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
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punk6743 0
I used to cook, then i took a chefs knife to the knee.
PYLrulz 17
Ok, how many of those godforsaken "Arrow to Knee" jokes, or modified versions of it, will there be?!?
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Comments (137)
JumbledGirl 2
Be careful next time :(
SixtyNyan 0
Thus ends another career due to knee injuries
BradTheBrony 19
He can still do guard duty.
1_dvs_bstrd 0
I used to be a cook like you but then I took a knife to the knee
Pudagiah 12
Enough with the stupid "arrow to the knee" jokes. Please, shut the hell up.
Friendzonian 0
I used to be a great chef like you, but then I took a knife to the knee.
hellokimmiee 5
i used to be great, but then took a f to my l
fsimmo 0
New.. Jumping knee knives twenty dollars
chels1994 11
Not the same as an arrow, but still not fun :(
jose18 3
I used to be a cook but then I took a knife in the knee
courtneyann211 10
Do you not realize how many people have already said this?
courtneyann211 10
118- I didn't mean to thumb you down, meant to thumb you up!!
friisen_ 0
Hopefully it left a scar, chicks digg it.
friisen_ 0
''Baby, how did you get that scar?'' ''I took a kitchen knife to the knee''
sharks271 4
i used to cook like you, then i took a knife in the knee.