Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend ignored my multiple texts for almost five hours. I was panicking and about to call the police when he finally replied, saying he was building a snow igloo. Am I dating a third grader? FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
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monkey314159 0
When a man is determined to build a snowman nothing can stop him.
LemonadePink 0
Next time just say : "**** me."
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Comments (175)
logieebearr 0
haa well he probably just wasn't in the mood to get down and dirty..you shoulda went and built it with him..then you guys could get right down to business cause you'd both be cold or if you just really needed to ****,don't beat around the bushes..definality should of said **** me:)
__no_one__ 0
Sheeeesh, yes, guys can be not in the mood, and it doesn't have anything to do with your not being attractive. Maybe if he's never in the mood but yeah. He doesn't have to react to your every whim and feel like having sex just because you stand in front of him all dressed up. Would you want him to act all huffy and offended if you dared not to want bedroom action whenever he did?
ily1210 10
i dont see whats the FML in this?
iranoutofnames 6
see the issue here is: you dressed up. as opposed to takin clothes off. say what u said naked and the snowman wouldn't be a thought in his head. :)
ranapelirroja 0
OK, woman-to-woman, there's something you need to know. Men don't want sex all the time! Yes, they do on TV. Yes, everything we've ever heard about them says they're "supposed to." It took me awhile (and lots of hurt feelings!) to figure this out, but it's true. Men are humans too, and just like women, they don't want to jump in bed every second of every day. Another thing I've learned is that men don't necessarily want to just "do whatever they want"--they really appreciate input from you, and like it if you take charge sometimes! Don't worry about this, and get out there and help with that snowman!
xenomorph 0
I thought I was practically alone here . . . your post reminds me of this comic (in that people who think they are alone are actually not). http://xkcd.com/610/
24788 7
I believe snowmen are mans best friend.
pongmaster 0
OMG that made me lol. that is HILARIOUS but I feel sorry for you. that guy probably missed out
VittiChan 2
I would have done that 2 lol
Mythicleb 0
when you say something like that to a guy be more specific
firenymph 0
Sounds unfortunately farmiliar.