Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend ignored my multiple texts for almost five hours. I was panicking and about to call the police when he finally replied, saying he was building a snow igloo. Am I dating a third grader? FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
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monkey314159 0
When a man is determined to build a snowman nothing can stop him.
LemonadePink 0
Next time just say : "**** me."
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Comments (175)
goonie85 0
Eh, worse things could happen. Did he **** the snowman instead?
AdriAmir1314 0
wow dat suks lol
Newbie21 1
give the man a break
jies 0
um, why is that an fml? obviously your boyfriend is an MLIAer. and you're an FMLer. if this was posted on MLIA people would think you have an awesome life. and obviously, you are thinking of other things rather than a down to earth person...
marycharles 0
you should have helped him! haha
myballs 0
Marry him. He seems to be an amazing man
i_LeGiT_I 0
you said anything...so he did what he desired. Just cause a guy dosent have his dick up all the time dosent mean that you can judge him for it
skyeyez9 25
Should have joined him outside and made your own snowman. Playing in the snow is fun and relieves stress. Plus the snowman or snowwoman you can design is endless: Huge snow lady with big snow boobs, short one, a two headed snowman, build several around your neighbor's car, blocking them in.
babyd4 0
this shows how blissfully unaware/clueless some guys and i did say SOME GUYS NOT all guys
TheLetterZero 7
And this shows how some people think that a guy HAS to stop everything he's doing just to "do anything" to a girl whenever she feels like it.
Tigg3r 3
agreed # person above me. Everybody can do what they want, when they want it. The OP said for the boyfriend to do whatever he wanted. So he decided to build a snowman because that's what he wanted to do. Does everybody expect for somebody to drop what they're doing and **** them? Plus, I live in Cali where snow doesn't exist! Unless you go up to a mountain and pay two hundred bucks to go skiing. Be happy you have snow OP because some of us never get to see it. Also,OP, Wah, I didn't get ****** today so I'm gonna cry about it on FML and then come back and read all this to find out that my boyfriend isn't a jerk so I shouldn't of broken up with him.
LikelyYourFake 0
Would you have been happier if he decided some back door action was more fun than some outside action? Be careful what you wish for... :)