Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend ignored my multiple texts for almost five hours. I was panicking and about to call the police when he finally replied, saying he was building a snow igloo. Am I dating a third grader? FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
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monkey314159 0
When a man is determined to build a snowman nothing can stop him.
LemonadePink 0
Next time just say : "**** me."
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Comments (175)
blamecanadaa 0
OP can you please give me your boyfriend's address so I can go over, cut off his nutz, and revoke his 'man card'? thanks.
meatt006 0
Why? Because he doesn't have a mind devoted only to sex? He was cracking a very good joke at her. I'm sure he knew what she meant and decided to have fun with that knowledge. His man-hood's not at stake.
luuuu20 0
awwwwww that's sooo cute!!!!! join in the fun u can talk about sex later......... hahahahah
xenomorph 0
Your boyfriend took your statement very literally -- I upvote him for that.
augepauge09 0
YDI because you didn't want to build a snowman
PentiumBawls8 0
well, I don't see why he couldn't have built a snowman with an erection.
ilysweetcupcake 1
YAY!!!! snowman!!!!
somefacts 0
I think your bf is plain awesome. There is more to him than his drives which is a lot to be said for.
NotFatEnough 0
Maybe he wanted to build a snowman? You said he could do anything he wanted. He wanted to build a ******* snowman, so he built one. Just so you know, men don't want sex all the time. Next time you do this, you shouldn't be so subtle.
Lolomgwtfbro 0
Lol, I'm sure he would have been more than happy to have his way with you, after he was done with the totally awesome snowman. Had you not spazzed out.
meatt006 0
'Today, after my girlfriend tells me to do whatever I want, she yells at me for building a snowman instead of having sex with her. FML.' :D
Hitman4Hire 0
That's something i would do as well. --Respect--