Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend ignored my multiple texts for almost five hours. I was panicking and about to call the police when he finally replied, saying he was building a snow igloo. Am I dating a third grader? FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
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monkey314159 0
When a man is determined to build a snowman nothing can stop him.
LemonadePink 0
Next time just say : "**** me."
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Comments (175)
ajb_r 0
probably cause your boyfriend would rather **** a snowman more than you? just sayin. and didn't you say whatever you want? ... cause sounds like fun to me
jonny2x4 0
YDI for being vague. We guys take things literally. Most of us aren't intuitive enough to pick up subtle hints. You told him he could do whatever he wanted, so he did. If you wanted some backdoor action, just tell him.
monbon6788 0
@94 well, you got what she was trying to say, didn't you?
Bastet1981 3
You did say he can do anything he wanted, and that was to build a snowman!!
AntiChrist7 0
Is he 4? YDI
zom_fml 10
Your boyfriend is awesome.
DeathStar_fml 0
you said he could do anything whereas u should have said he can do anything to u
whyevenbother 0
YDI for being a self-absorbed ***** who thinks relationships should only be about sex, and not having fun.
KillaKingPerrie 4
snowmen are fun to make ill take that over sex anyday
Anteezy 7
He really wanted to build that snowman! Maybe he was planning on building one and got annoyed you came over, so when you told him he could do whatever he likes he was like: yay! Snowman after all!
Twinklestar 0
Your bf sounds pretty awesome tbh. I'm a bit jealous.