Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend ignored my multiple texts for almost five hours. I was panicking and about to call the police when he finally replied, saying he was building a snow igloo. Am I dating a third grader? FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
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monkey314159 0
When a man is determined to build a snowman nothing can stop him.
LemonadePink 0
Next time just say : "**** me."
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Comments (175)
anim4ted 0
Your boyfriend is awesome = D a true genius of jokes !!! Give him credit, how many other girls boyfriends would do something like that, I bet u couldnt see it coming ? Nice, ur life does not suck = )
DevilDoodle 0
You should've made it more obvious. Or maybe you're just ugly.
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
haha lmao!
alex_vik 1
Waah waah waah I didn't get sex because my boyfriend likes things other than sex waah waah waah
Erindub 0
Was it at least a good snowman?
mirix 6
rofl!! xD Your bf's funny =) Maybe he misunderstood
Soulathyia 0
Maybe he didn't want to have sex?! Is it really that hard to believe that he didn't? Or maybe he wanted to have fun with you in a not ******* way. If you wanted to have sex you should have dressed like a ****.
temescal 0
Was there a time limit on how long he could what he wanted for. Perhaps he wanted to build a snowman while it was still light then wanted to have his way with her.
npk88 0
From what I understand it doesn't snow much in Ireland and pretty much just stays cool and rainy year round. He can have sex with you anytime...but this could be the last time he can build a snowman for a while! OR...maybe he just has a snowman feitsh. Try dressing up in all bulky white clothes, stick a carrot up your nose and see if that gets him in the mood!
CallMeHush 1
Maybe he wanted to "play" in the snow with you. Or have a threeway with the snowdude.