Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I ate two Fiber One bars for breakfast and now I can’t stop farting. FML
Today, I learned that the vomiting and uncontrollable flatulence I've been suffering from is normal with my new diet. FML
Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML
Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML
Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML
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cliffibom 15
Did you spill your beans?
oj101 33
How on earth did such a food get approved by regulatory bodies?! And why would you consume these if you well knew what might happen?
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Comments (55)
klm2purple 18
Omg! Have you read the reviews for sugar free jelly beans on Amazon?? If you haven't I highly recommend doing so!!!
spacewardtrout 16
In other words: "may have a laxative effect" exactly like they said
ACTIONbl00dROCK 18
At least it wasn't Haribo sugar free bears... That's another dimension.
Red_Curls1995 28
They use sorbitol in sugar free candies and gum, sorbitol in large amounts is a laxative.
CrazyV 22
I guess OP never encountered that post about the Sugar Free Haribo 5 pound gummy bag on Amazon. look up the product reviews of you s er need a good laugh.