Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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RAGE5119 9
You should put another girls underwear in there an then let him take credit!
Born2die 11
No good deed goes unpunished
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Comments (89)
Grauncho 27
Who's your daddy?
perdix 29
What are you going to do with a "thank-you *******?" If you are doing extra cleaning to win praise and brownie points, you are doing it for the wrong reasons.
CrazyManNo9 29
Creds for the best FML in a very long time. You earned it.
Hardwarre 7
You can help him break up with her too
charvisioku 22
Urgh I misread that as "my boyfriend" at first.
icadragoon 11
Could be worse, your mom could know it was you and want to get with you :P. Cheer up OP.
MitchellB1026 8
Why does it matter if she noticed. Why can't you just be nice and clean up around the house for her so she doesn't have to. It's called being a good child.
kitten1323 19
Because parents need to learn how to be more appreciative of their children. Respect is earned. Not given.
goose12321 11
And it's more that this f*ckwit is taking credit for something he didn't do. Wouldn't you be pissed if you did something that someone else took credit for and was rewarded for that? I don't think OP would have minded as much if the cleaning went unnoticed if this guy hadn't claimed he'd done it.
generalasskicker 12
Whip his ass if you can't wait till he's asleep and superglue his balls to the top of his dick
Captain_Flappers 7
That's ****** up
xkncas 8
Now: stop doing the extra work, and let him get no-nookie for slacking?