Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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RAGE5119 9
You should put another girls underwear in there an then let him take credit!
Born2die 11
No good deed goes unpunished
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Comments (89)
OptimusVader 23
Just tell your mom what the truth is. The worst that can happen is she won't believe you. Because if you just stop cleaning, you'll probably get yelled at anyway.
jiraii 9
that is one form of recognition that you could do without
Obey_StudBoii 23
He sounds like an ass. Smh
tanekdrachonae 19
Now you're helping him get IN your mom.
Enslaved 36
That's one hell of a reward system! And if she's like me, a clean house sets the mood even more! Time to rat him out or blackmail him. I'm sure that extra cleaning was to gain something in your mom's favour, right? CH-CHING
xcalabrese3x 6
Karma will get to him, don't worry:)
panicsdisaster 17
He sounds greasy. Doors he wear a wifebeater?
Enslaved 36
Door? Now he sounds more like a knob. :P
cosmosis 12
Whats wrong with wearing wifebeaters? Are you going to take a crack at wearing stubbies and thongs too? Stereotypes... Geez.
seeoseek 18
Could've been YOUR boyfriend getting the rewards!! Hahaha
seeoseek 18
Really thumbs down?? :p
senor_awesome 14
Yes uh huh.
cieloalicia 16
Yuck.. I share your sentiment.
MakinMills 12
That's messed up, but guys would do anything to get laid :p