Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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RAGE5119 9
You should put another girls underwear in there an then let him take credit!
Born2die 11
No good deed goes unpunished
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Comments (89)
gAt_d 26
An opportunist I see, ydi for not tellin you're mom that it was you who cleaned.
Morgiepoooh9822 17
One question. How did you discover this? Ew.
curlstar 6
I can hear it now... "What do you mean 'Frank keeps the house looking so tidy'? I'm the one busting my ass around here, Mom!" "You mean you did all of this? Man! I gave Frank a striptease and a ******* for nothing!? I mean uh... it looks great honey keep up the good work!"
goose12321 11
Use this to your advantage, if she thinks he's cleaning now, just start stealing stuff like take money from your mums bag or take something from where he cleans for example and then she'll accuse him of taking it.
Needafarm 22
You are the BEST wing man ever and didn't know it.
Bicko2004 25
Dick head; you deserved it!
onorexveritas 23
what a loser
Ray_of_midnight 22
Look at it this way, you helped your mom get laid. It's a good deed.
Jharrist89 12
I'd kick his nuts.
Wasena 4
Ugh, I hate it when parents' new lovers are their priority!