Today, I've been off work for 10 days because my Covid test came back void so I had to get tested again. I went back for 3 days, and now I'm Covid positive to have to isolate again. I live by myself and have no pets. I've run out of stuff to watch on Netflix. My only entertainment is my robot vacuum. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was diagnosed with COVID, and given a week off work to quarantine. When I sat down on the sofa, my girlfriend slapped the remote out of my hand and handed me a list of chores, "to do while you're lazing around on vacation." It's four pages long. Double sided. FML
Today, I tested positive for COVID-19. I just spent 5 weeks at a job training and was supposed to go on holiday on Monday, the first since 2019. Now I can’t even go home and hug my son. FML
Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML
Today, I tested positive for COVID. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except my entire family has now fallen like a stack of dominos, and despite being asymptomatic, I now have to quarantine. My work stopped doing COVID leave in November. FML
Today, on the first day of the first week off together with my family in six months, we’re all quarantined with positive COVID tests. By the time we’re off quarantine, I’ll be back at work. FML
Today, my coworker tested positive for Covid. Here's to working 11 hours shifts for the next 10 days to help cover. FML
Today, despite getting all vaccinations and taking all precautions, I've tested positive for Covid. Again. FML
Today, I went to urgent care with a sinus infection. I get them regularly, and just need a course of antibiotics to clear it up, but the doctor insisted I needed to take a COVID test. It came back with a false positive. Now I have to take a week off work, and I still don't have my antibiotics. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, my husband found out that not only has he tested positive for influenza A, but also has tested positive for Covid 19. My work won't let me return until I have isolated for 14 days from someone with Covid. Our house is really small. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You can't possibly run out of Netflix. (It's possible with stuff worth watching, but if you'll accept crap, it's practically infinite.) The IT Crowd.
1known 34
There is something called a book. You should give it a try. Get well soon.
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RichardPencil 32
You can't possibly run out of Netflix. (It's possible with stuff worth watching, but if you'll accept crap, it's practically infinite.) The IT Crowd.
Ghostrui 31
Try Hurawatch.
Sara Niemantsverdriet 12
Get a VPN and run out of stuff to watch on Netflix in other countries too
1known 34
There is something called a book. You should give it a try. Get well soon.
RichardPencil 32
Call me when they come up with books with subtitles.
Yudith 28
You have Netflix? You can have stuff delivered to your home! There's an infinite amount of hobbies you can try. I'm sure someone on Facebook marketplace can deliver you knitting needles and wool, for example. Just make sure you don't set fire to the place while learning to weld or something.
historygrad74 19
There are books you can read.
Grumpy Jack 27
Books, puzzles, video games, planning further vacation, learning Chinese, sleeping... There's a lot you can do.