Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
2nd place
United States
Welcome to the world
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
nick
Federal Way, United States
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Anonymous
Father, you mean father
Today, I found out wife has two baby daddies for our two kids. I’m neither one’s baby daddy. FML
Divorcee
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Let it go
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Top comments
CrissyyyS2 22
You didn't have any say on the names of your kids? I'm surprised you didn't know about any former lovers at all. I'm not sure about others but I thought couples usually talk about stuff like that between eachother.
tommylover842 23
I believe #1 is implying that since OP's wife is into women he can get her to have threesomes.
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Comments (183)
HayJay316 9
And you don't have former lovers either?
iwadasn 33
Having former lovers is one thing, but naming her kids after them is quite disrespectful to her husband and their relationship.
otecasacid 22
why all the negativity in the comments... You don't see a problem with her NAMING HER KIDS AFTER SEX PARTNERS? There's no problem she had them as lovers, just that she cherishes memories
DelphiCat 17
you don't? Sex is fun, why shouldn't you remember them fondly?
HeartOfLead 24
Your kids' names might be the end result of foursome... Just saying.
reymon8823 24
What's their names?
iMoskii 4
I'm not sure at what's more surprising, that she named her kids by former lovers or that she had a relationship with a woman.
chosha_fml 27
So your wife is bi, or at least was bi-curious at some point. It's not that big a deal.
iwadasn 33
It's a big deal that she named all of her children after former lovers. That makes it seem like she's not quite over them.
superman3212 8
leave now
Goblin182 27
Naming your children after her ex-lovers? What a slap in the face. I don't think OP is upset over the fact that his wife had other lovers, and that one may or may not have been a woman.
arre2006 19
What a ****
avoiding_fog 4
i hope you dont know who the people are