By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
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damn... if they were lace I wouldn't recommend it.


Haha reminded me the time i would use my blanket and parachute out my balcony into my trampoline. I stopped when i ruined my mom's garden.

say yes OP, gravity will blame them for asking you this inappropriate question.

What you should do. 1. Rent a plane 2. Attach said bloomers to the children. 3. Push them out of the plane. You'll have 2 unanswered questions. Are your underwear big enough to be a parachute? If answer is yes, why aren't YOU parachuting with your undergarments?!

Well, at least they still know how to have fun with things they create themselves? You know, kids became so unoriginal with all the technology they have :-P funny but fyl op!

PterodactylMan 23

Creativity never hurt anyone

damn... if they were lace I wouldn't recommend it.

say yes, but only from the sofa. minimize the damage.

Guess some people couldn't take a joke... Dang. I mean seriously, who hasn't parachuted, or attempted to, off something? Most try bunk beds, others.. they just jump off anything with a sheet or towel.

HAHAHA well tell them they can try and if they survive they get to keep them

Well I mean I'm a horrible baby sitter so I'd probably tell them to practice using them to glide down from the stairs or off the roof, then take it to the sky diving level if it works. If not you can always patch up the wholes and try again.

Tell them that those aren't your underwear, problem solved.

Well, that's a vaild question. Please tell me you allowed them to do it.

Oh kids, they just say what's on everyone's mind anyway.... Well, at least they didn't ask if they could use it for their personal hot air balloon, OP.... Time for a little attention to some weight loss??

I was just thinking she had granny panties...