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Anonymous Newark, United States

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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CrissyyyS2 22

You didn't have any say on the names of your kids? I'm surprised you didn't know about any former lovers at all. I'm not sure about others but I thought couples usually talk about stuff like that between eachother.

tommylover842 23

I believe #1 is implying that since OP's wife is into women he can get her to have threesomes.

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ShoyuSauceSoup 26

I don't think OP is mad at his wife's sexuality (I personally wouldn't worry if my wife was bisexual or if she had some lesbian experiences). But I don't think he liked the idea of her naming their children after her former lovers.

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

How old are your kids?

deloria_fml 22

I'm sure OP had to agree with the names when they were put down on the birth certificate. Your wife may have just liked the names, in spite of or irrespective of her experiences with their namesakes or maybe because she'd gotten on with them really well and wanted to remember them like that. I was named after a crush my father had when he was 9, and it was his idea to name me that, but my mother really liked the name as well and it hasn't caused any significant problems. OP needs to have a long talk with his wife about why she chose the names, but I think her past sexual experiences are pretty irrelevant. She's committed to OP now.

kasmol 16

Maybe this wasn't intentional. Maybe your wife had sex with so many people that whatever name you picked you were likely to have the name of a former sex partner. See, isn't that better?

neonstarr 15

How could you not know the names of her former partners? Did you's not have a conversation about "the past"? Also at least she picked names, I was named by the doctor :/.

jaredofmo 22

Why is your life F'ed? It's possible for her to have fond memories of her past lovers even if she's not with them. And she once dated a chick. If anything, it sounds more like you have a very open-minded wife who decided that you were the one she wanted to spend her life with. If I wasn't gay, I'd love to have a girl like that.

sugoine 12

Maybe you should have um, TALKED before naming your children...and everyone has a past...coach says walk it off.

Valdrek 26

That's bang out of order, you shouldn't have to look at your kids and picture the people your wife has slept with.

kayleighcupcake 14

thats pretty creepy. who does that!?

bugmefmlnotnow 7

is that means her former lovers all the motherfxxxer?USA got a lot of problems of culture. bless u do it harder

alluringtatas 7

Did you have a stroke while writing this??