By Anonymous - 23/05/2017 14:00

Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
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Druu 53

Well clearly your name is pronounced "Uh-non-nuh-MOOSE."

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KeatonHanson 28

"You wanna go to war Balake? Cause we could go to war. I'm for real, I'm for real."

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Druu 53

Well clearly your name is pronounced "Uh-non-nuh-MOOSE."

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ohsnapword 21

No way, it's "ah-non-nuh-miss".

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Pixiewolfe 46

Maybe it started off as light flirting before she got competitive over who was right? I hope you have a better second date!

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KeatonHanson 28

"You wanna go to war Balake? Cause we could go to war. I'm for real, I'm for real."

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maikeru1979 23

What is your name? kinda hard to know if this is an FYI or YDI without knowing that bit of information

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Arashikage 18

How could this be a ydi? it's their name if anyone knows how to pronounce it it's OP

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Druu 53

Ok, Mike Crew, what relevance does OP's name have? Presumably he/she would know how to pronounce it for the simple reason the IT HAS BEEN HIS/HER NAME FOR YEARS.

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kelardy 11

I would've just said 'Dude it's My name. I've had it All of my life and this is how I pronounce my name and that's how I want others to pronounce it as well. If you can't handle that then I guess we aren't meant to be'

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RinoaHeartilly 36

That's when you say, "Aaaaand we're done here."

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