Health: Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years....

By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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Check this out

By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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Dancing queen

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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Allie614032 34

Saturday 3 February 2018 1:50

Honestly, it was really rude of them not to tell you. I'd certainly want to know before I went though the whole class.

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 3 February 2018 10:16

Feels like highschool all over again.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 3 February 2018 1:42

You couldn’t feel the breeze?

QueenSaru 28

Saturday 3 February 2018 5:27

Or feel it when it ripped? I've had pants rip before, more than once because I hate pants shopping and wear them until they DIE, and it's not something that's ever been discrete...

Saffron Nightshade 12

Monday 12 February 2018 16:16

...or hear the ripping sound? I know some asanas make people fart, but you had clues...

Allie614032 34

Saturday 3 February 2018 1:50

Honestly, it was really rude of them not to tell you. I'd certainly want to know before I went though the whole class.

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 3 February 2018 10:16

Feels like highschool all over again.

tonyfan00 38

Saturday 3 February 2018 15:03

At least you wore underwear...right?

dwight7476 11

Saturday 3 February 2018 20:09

No sympathy at least one of them could have told you

leeloo7 22

Sunday 4 February 2018 0:52

Just pretend you’re a sex doll!

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 6 February 2018 2:47

Screw those girls. They didn't have the decency to either tell you that your pants split? Failing that, they couldn't just ignore it? Don't let this stop you from taking fitness classes, though.