Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
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Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I got a bug bite on my boob. I scratched it so much it started bleeding so I put a bandaid on it. Turns out the band-aid had latex in it and I got an allergic reaction to it. The bug bite is still bleeding and the top half of my boob is swollen. FML
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Top comments
Marakara 0
A band-aid making your condition worse? That is a textbook example of situational irony. Quit being douchebags, especially when you're wrong.
yarbles 3
put some alcohol on that bitch and move on
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Comments (198)
djsmiles 0
lol thats really ironic.. hha
jrock26 0
"refuck" lol awsome... surprisingly never heard that... I use " fucktard". :0)
Primus_fml 0
Irony does not mean FML.
Ms_Jessie22 8
Gauze ftw :)
seanreddog 4
Band aids - it's got aids in the name. Gotta avoid aids Don't have gay AIDS buttsex - check! Don't drink the kool-AIDS - check! Don't use band AIDS for tiny ass cuts, ya pussy! - not check.
StoryOfTheYear 15
1- indeed
seanreddog 4
Holy shit I've commented like 4 times and not one has even showed up. imma stick to threadjacking!
apriltwentieth 4
that could be Lyme disease.
Fang_Banger 0
15 no you can actually get a rash when I take off certain bandaids it leaves a redmark and it can be there for days. dumb ****. also aww Colin you uploaded that baby pic! :D
hausofgaga 0
maybe theres something in a bandaid or something
spetchi 0
A lot of people are allergic to the adhesive used on latex band-aids. Like me, allergic to the adhesive on latex but not the cloth kind