By twnty1 - 31/05/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
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Marakara 0

A band-aid making your condition worse? That is a textbook example of situational irony. Quit being douchebags, especially when you're wrong.

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yarbles 3

put some alcohol on that bitch and move on

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LilMissKimberley 0

I'm allergic to latex in band aids too. not cool.

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lickmyjock 0

show me yer boobs!

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vrock 0

that's not ironic or an fml

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Nukey 2

ATTENTION TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS THIS ISN'T IRONY: This is actually the first REAL example of irony I've heard in a while. As 103 said, take some goddamn English classes. Irony is a situation that turns out the opposite of what you expected. You put on a band-aid thinking it will heal you, and instead he got a rash. THIS IS IRONIC. Now shut up.

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Vayt 2

Irony: the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. You're wrong.

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Elksy 0

Yes, that's VERBAL IRONY. There's also DRAMATIC IRONY and SITUATIONAL IRONY. This is SITUATIONAL IRONY.

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Vayt 2

The use of "situational irony" (also called cosmic irony, and other things) simply describes unfortunate coincidences. Its use is commonly rejected—by people that went to school, that is.

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mistertinkleburg 0

122: I love how you're using the definition that Bender sings in the last episode of Futurama. But I have to disagree with you here. Sorry.

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goonie85 0

47 wins. It's ******* retarded to argue about irony and coincidence. Irony can be a matter of opinion anyway. Suck it. Put away your dictionary and laugh with the rest of us, you doucher.

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ynnhoj 2

how old are you? because this must of been your very first cut ever

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campbellshayla73 0

aftr awhile u get used 2 it

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Blue, you've been around FML long enough to have learned that allergies can develop at any point in one's life. This fact is mentioned in nearly all allergy-related FML comments. Do you really never read past the first thread?

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purplerawr 0

I'm allergic too. I feel your pain.

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