Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML
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Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I got a bug bite on my boob. I scratched it so much it started bleeding so I put a bandaid on it. Turns out the band-aid had latex in it and I got an allergic reaction to it. The bug bite is still bleeding and the top half of my boob is swollen. FML
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Marakara 0
A band-aid making your condition worse? That is a textbook example of situational irony. Quit being douchebags, especially when you're wrong.
yarbles 3
put some alcohol on that bitch and move on
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Comments (198)
Elksy 0
What is with all the people bitching over the definition of irony? The word "ironic" is used incorrectly so often that it's sort of developing a new meaning. Language evolves. Secondly... it's the exact opposite of what you'd expect. You put a band-aid on to heal, and it makes things worse. That's situational irony.
carpediem9_fml 0
^^^ Hayley.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ If I make an ass of myself I might as well keep going :D Lol, boy am I bull headed or what :P
AK_capitals 0
latex is a pretty common allergy and if you had it you'd think you would know by now
christa953 12
I agree with offensivegrandma!!!
mylifeblows3232 3
hey-lee
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
mayb u had it on 4 so long that it started to grow bacteria under. sucks 4 u.
Flipp1 1
u a bitch bruh
seanreddog 4
Hailey.
pink_mx_braap 0
me too! well the allergy part I have to use paper tape!