No, dude. You're single because you are cringy as fuck.

Hey, don’t insult Tripartita, man. He’s cool.

Oooh, that makes sense, Bart. I’d update my original post, but that doesn’t seem to be a feature FML has implemented. Oh well. Thanks for clearing that up and have a wonderful day!

FML use to have that feature but it only lasted two minutes. My only regret is not being able to warn you sooner.

The editing feature was used for a LONG time. They got rid of it when they switched to this new layout this year.

When will your book be finished? Or is that part of the procrastination process?

I keep coming up with more tips, and testing them for effectiveness. However, I’ve realized that I’ve created a conundrum for myself: if I complete the book, I’d be an impostor and a hypocrite.

Put it in your will to have someone publish it but only if you "never quite got around to it while alive." Can't procrastinate much more than after death!

I agree. There's a spring in my step when I wear my sexy heels, even with jeans and a t-shirt. I stand up straighter when I wear my push-up bra. And I swear my hips swivel just a little more when I'm staring lacy panties. It's all about feeling feminine, even if only you know it's underneath your clothes. The bliss radiates, and you'll be more attractive on the whole.