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By dumpedfornoreason - / Sunday 1 October 2017 18:30 / United States - Normal
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By  Tripartita  |  44

I know how it is, OP. Just today I was eating some food, and I inhaled between bites, causing me to remember it's been over a year since I've both breathed and been in a relationship. Thanks, respiratory system for reminding me how single I am.

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By  Tripartita  |  44

I know how it is, OP. Just today I was eating some food, and I inhaled between bites, causing me to remember it's been over a year since I've both breathed and been in a relationship. Thanks, respiratory system for reminding me how single I am.

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  Tripartita  |  44

Oooh, that makes sense, Bart. I’d update my original post, but that doesn’t seem to be a feature FML has implemented. Oh well. Thanks for clearing that up and have a wonderful day!

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  RichardPencil  |  24

I keep coming up with more tips, and testing them for effectiveness. However, I’ve realized that I’ve created a conundrum for myself: if I complete the book, I’d be an impostor and a hypocrite.

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  GhostFox  |  33

Put it in your will to have someone publish it but only if you "never quite got around to it while alive." Can't procrastinate much more than after death!

By  neuronerd  |  28

I'm a big believer in wearing lingerie under clothes, even if no one will see it but yourself. It's a confidence booster.

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I agree. There's a spring in my step when I wear my sexy heels, even with jeans and a t-shirt. I stand up straighter when I wear my push-up bra. And I swear my hips swivel just a little more when I'm staring lacy panties. It's all about feeling feminine, even if only you know it's underneath your clothes. The bliss radiates, and you'll be more attractive on the whole.

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