Luke
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Check out Mr. Moneybags over here!
Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Sentimental value
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
gemtas5
Malmö, Sweden
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Anonymous
Stalker vibes
Today, my ex-girlfriend got some new piercings and decided to show me. They are the exact same piercings that the girl I'm currently seeing has. I'm starting to think she's still keeping tabs on me. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
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evilplatypus 39
She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.
christa953 12
I sense a twilight fan
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Comments (143)
evilplatypus 39
She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.
kittykat1501 31
Haha glitter is the worst to clean up. Glitter is also awesome
Tishawna_fml 0
shit! I would have killed a bitch lol
ukiboy77 0
i would too
micheed1 0
well that pretty much sucks!!
AGGoddess 2
It depends on why you broke up. If you cheated on her, then you deserve it. Otherwise, she's the bitch.
kuyekandy 0
EPIC WIN!!!! be thankful, if I was that girl friend, I would have poured broach all over you clothes. sequins don't seem so bad now do they?
kittykat1501 31
Broach? Lemme guess, autocorrect. And also bleach
WorkThatButt 2
Take a dump in her mouth while she's sleeping
supaman1 0
om nom nom
Elfyy 0
That's an idiot right there. Why go for the clothes? Those are easily replaceable unless you can't afford it. I'd go for his favorite thing first, then his car if he had one. And possibly the home. I guess it depends in what the guy did to me
bleachedbones 0
ahahahaha wtf that's funny but sucks. I just wonder how she found the time to do that.
keithler 0
duuuuuude
MoJoThundRpants 0
sweet
rex599 0
I actually understand that
ames06 5
haha now that's funny!