Love: Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge.... - FML

By Luke - 05/08/2010 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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You deserved it 3 043

By Anon E. Mouse - 15/09/2015 11:47 - United States - Waterville

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 143

By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By gemtas5 - 21/09/2013 17:28 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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Stalker vibes

By Anonymous - 06/02/2021 02:01

Today, my ex-girlfriend got some new piercings and decided to show me. They are the exact same piercings that the girl I'm currently seeing has. I'm starting to think she's still keeping tabs on me. FML

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You deserved it 165

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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You deserved it 2 781

By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:29

She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.

christa953 12

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:17

I sense a twilight fan

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:29

She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 2 July 2015 2:02

Haha glitter is the worst to clean up. Glitter is also awesome

Tishawna_fml 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:32

shit! I would have killed a bitch lol

ukiboy77 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:35

i would too

micheed1 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:36

well that pretty much sucks!!

AGGoddess 2

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:39

It depends on why you broke up. If you cheated on her, then you deserve it. Otherwise, she's the bitch.

kuyekandy 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:40

EPIC WIN!!!! be thankful, if I was that girl friend, I would have poured broach all over you clothes. sequins don't seem so bad now do they?

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 2 July 2015 2:03

Broach? Lemme guess, autocorrect. And also bleach

WorkThatButt 2

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:41

Take a dump in her mouth while she's sleeping

supaman1 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:43

om nom nom

Elfyy 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:44

That's an idiot right there. Why go for the clothes? Those are easily replaceable unless you can't afford it. I'd go for his favorite thing first, then his car if he had one. And possibly the home. I guess it depends in what the guy did to me

bleachedbones 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:45

ahahahaha wtf that's funny but sucks. I just wonder how she found the time to do that.

keithler 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 23:51

duuuuuude

MoJoThundRpants 0

Friday 6 August 2010 0:06

sweet

rex599 0

Friday 6 August 2010 0:28

I actually understand that

ames06 5

Friday 6 August 2010 0:03

haha now that's funny!

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