Luke
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Check out Mr. Moneybags over here!
Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Sentimental value
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
gemtas5
Malmö, Sweden
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Anonymous
Stalker vibes
Today, my ex-girlfriend got some new piercings and decided to show me. They are the exact same piercings that the girl I'm currently seeing has. I'm starting to think she's still keeping tabs on me. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Top comments
evilplatypus 39
She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.
christa953 12
I sense a twilight fan
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Comments (143)
nateball 0
maybe she is telling you that you are gay. ydi it for lying to her
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your ex-girlfriend is brilliant...Cruel, but brilliant. Also, you must have done something pretty bad to deserve that!
emo_devon 11
aw man......wow...........I hope you have some friends to borrow some clothes from for a while...
Kartor 6
"Your hat has sequins."
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Wait... were they sew on sequins or the type you puncture through the actual material?
fadingaway 17
''Hi I'm a sparkly fairy who can't pull/cut/unsew sequins from my clothes.''
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohoho!~ As long as they match the outfit, darling, it shouldn't be that bad!~
Petawhitney 2
Epic win on your ex's part.
cjb601 0
Maybe when she caught you getting donkey punched by your bf, she realized that she needed to make it easier for you to stand out and be a "softer ****." but what do I know? ydi
brey_fml 0
SHE USED A BE-DAZZLER.