Luke
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Check out Mr. Moneybags over here!
Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Sentimental value
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
gemtas5
Malmö, Sweden
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Anonymous
Stalker vibes
Today, my ex-girlfriend got some new piercings and decided to show me. They are the exact same piercings that the girl I'm currently seeing has. I'm starting to think she's still keeping tabs on me. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Top comments
evilplatypus 39
She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.
christa953 12
I sense a twilight fan
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the17doctor 12
I notice your keyword of revenge. Means you must have done something to her to get her to do that.
somanyzombies 4
haha. iv done that to a guy friends jacket before, because i didnt want to give it back. i still have it lol
jonny2x4 0
Someone's going to get plenty of stares in the locker room now.
Erindub 0
Nice! Your ex girlfriend is freakin creative. I love it!
HappyPickles 11
That is awesomely funny!! (is "awesomely a word??) Your ex-GF has what could be termed a "savage wit". :o) I too noticed OP's use of the word "revenge" - what did you do, mate? ...Every item of clothing, huh? So you are currently wearing sequinned undies under your sequinned troosies? That is classic!!
Doubleyew1 0
Maybe she wantes you to sparkle like Edward. (Excuse me for the Twilight refernce. I'm 15.)
ashwowa 14
sorry I meant to put a thumbs down but the app won't let me change it. twilight is stupid. sorry :(
kittykat1501 31
No it's not! The books are awesome. Edward only seems crazy in the movies
bloodylovebites 0
best revenge ever!!!
TheNewGuy03 29
you reap what you sew. |the kid|
arachniphobe 0
my god, I know how you feel!!!
blueeyedblondie9 0
Omg, I love it that is soo great! What a great pay back(: haha