Luke
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Check out Mr. Moneybags over here!
Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Sentimental value
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
gemtas5
Malmö, Sweden
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Anonymous
Stalker vibes
Today, my ex-girlfriend got some new piercings and decided to show me. They are the exact same piercings that the girl I'm currently seeing has. I'm starting to think she's still keeping tabs on me. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Top comments
evilplatypus 39
She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.
christa953 12
I sense a twilight fan
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Comments (143)
Nick_Stevens 3
Well i'm sure now you look simply fabulous.....
0xXprincessXx0 0
lol y r u complaining? that ******* rox!
matchstick1029 3
I like her style
howsitgoin94 0
She should have also bedazzled "Sillybuns" onto the seats of ALL your trousers. And covered your car with glitter if she had the time. I'm just sayin.
G_thelegend 0
nice! respect for someone ive neer met... and idea...
SleepOnStones 5
I gotta give your ex props. That is one of the most creative revenge plans I have ever heard.
deelaboobie 0
hahahahahahahaha! ill have to keep that in mind!
novacrazy 0
Wear it proudly like nothing is wrong with it.
Lady_Bee_fml 13
She sounds awesome
luvonsarah 8
That is a very elaborate revenge. You must appreciate the time she took on you. And if she spent that much time being angry, you must have done something extremely wrong.