Love, Kids, Relatable and Break-ups: Long time coming

Long time coming

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 00:00

Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML

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You deserved it 142

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 02:00

Today, our youngest daughter bought her first house and moved out, meaning all three of our kids are now gone, so we can relax and gracefully grow old together, right? Nope. Barely an hour later, my wife showed me a positive pregnancy test. In nine months we have to start all over again. FML

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You deserved it 916

Never too old for freedom

By Anonymous - 11/06/2023 00:02

Today, my last grown child moved out and into their own place. As I stood in my house, which was finally empty and quiet for the first time in 37 years, all I could think was, "THANK GOD THOSE IRRITATING SODS ARE GONE, I HAVE MY LIFE BACK, BUT DAMN IT, I’M TOO OLD TO HAVE REAL FUN ANYMORE." FML

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You deserved it 762

A news day

By Not Wanted - 03/02/2014 08:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML

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You deserved it 4 678

By E…… - 02/03/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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You deserved it 8 477

By Erbtosis - 13/05/2016 02:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 386

By divorced - 07/03/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 10 437

Brave guy

By AbandonedHouseWife - 17/10/2012 20:16 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML

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You deserved it 2 583

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !' she said. 'Take me with you !' FML

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You deserved it 8 915

Get a grip

By Hopelesshomeless - 12/03/2013 18:35 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 05:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She is eight. FML

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You deserved it 28 854

D J's MOM 17

Sunday 19 November 2023 14:29

I think she should have given you an indication long ago that she was unhappy so you could work on it with her. what she did was cold and calculated.

L0life29 2

Sunday 19 November 2023 1:09

damn man…that’s rough….but on the bright side…..HOOKERS AND COCAINE!!!!

Comments

L0life29 2

Sunday 19 November 2023 1:09

damn man…that’s rough….but on the bright side…..HOOKERS AND COCAINE!!!!

core01 30

Sunday 19 November 2023 4:17

Good for her!

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 19 November 2023 7:20

Jackass.

SylvarLorali 4

Sunday 19 November 2023 12:47

what a horrible thing to say. the poor guy clearly had no idea, and dearly loves his wife... what she did was cruel.

core01 30

Tuesday 21 November 2023 4:40

if she's like the 80% of women asking for a divorce, then she begged him to help her save the marriage for YEARS before this.

D J's MOM 17

Sunday 19 November 2023 14:29

I think she should have given you an indication long ago that she was unhappy so you could work on it with her. what she did was cold and calculated.

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